Issue 41
· Merry Christmas everyone
This month sees a bumper festive edition of “The Arrow”; painstakingly compiled by Fantasy Bob. In this issue there is a report from Ally Evans on his experiences with Scotland at the recent T20 World Cup. There is also a postcard from Down Under from first XI keeper Tom Simpson; more details are released about the club’s first foray into Europe in the new year; a Santa-themed picture quiz; a Christmas Carol for cricketers and much, much more.

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Qualifying
for
the
Super
12
was
super-memorable - reaching a stage in the
competition no Scotland team has done
before. But it was not just the qualifying.
The manner in which we did it - winning
all 3 games - was a fantastic feeling. We
made a huge statement and the wave of
support that followed was superb.
This was the third World Cup I’ve been
involved in and this one was different
because of COVID. Seven weeks in the
bubble was strict - there were only limited
opportunities outside it - one round of golf
for example. But what was memorable
was how the team hung together all
through that period - you might expect a
little narking now and then in such
confined circumstances, but there was
none of that. We were all for each other
throughout.
But seeing how the Indians play was
special. The margin for error in bowling
to them is non-existent. We didn’t do a
lot wrong, but the quality of batting was
just at a different level.
I took real pleasure in the way that
Leasky found himself a role with bat and
ball - we’ve known his ability to take the
game away but to see him confirm this on
this stage was something else. He
absolutely
stood
up
in
difficult
circumstances. Totally expected and
great to see!
I can’t wait for the next encounters! Let’s
hope for lots more opportunities to show
what Scotland can do.
Ali Evans shares
some thoughts
from Scotland's
recent World
Cup campaign
It was awesome not only
to play against the best
but also to speak to them
-
Indians,
Pakistanis,
Kiwis. What was hugely
gratifying was to find that
they
share
the
same
approaches and thoughts
and vision of the game as
we do in the Scotland set-up. More proof
that we belong and deserve to be at that
level. We need to execute when the
opportunity comes under that pressure.
Sadly, I was unable to persuade Risbah
Pant or Mohammed Rizwan to come to
Grange Loan this summer!
COMING SOON
WINTER NETS
FULL DETAILS
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Having
graduated
from
Uni
this
summer, I decided to make use of my
Australian passport and head down
under to play a bit of cricket, get some
work experience and more generally
enjoy the Aussie summer! While a very
last minute decision, with the help of
Fraggle, I was able to get in contact
with a few clubs in Melbourne. Though
completely
unplanned,
it
was
our
namesakes in Melbourne that were first
to
get
in
touch
and,
given
the
sentimental ties, it always felt like the
right choice of club.
Despite playing in navy rather than sky
blue, not having a hill on the ground
and sadly no £2.80 pints, there are
many similarities between the two
Carlton Cricket Clubs.
Most notably how friendly the club is,
the important role club volunteers have
in helping things tick over during the
season and how there is a genuine
interest in how everyone is getting on
across
the
grades,
with
training
similarly integrated to back home.
I am currently staying with a mate in
South Yarra, which is on the south-east
side of Central Melbourne, whereas
Carlton is a suburb just north of the
Centre. It’s fairly easy to get to training
as I usually just hop on a couple of
trams, which takes me right outside the
ground. Think of it as travelling from
Morningside
to
Goldenacre
or
Stockbridge for training (God forbid!).
Saying that, a lot of the blokes will
travel from much further, a few up to
90 minutes just to come and train,
which I guess is a reflection on the
standard of the club and also how
seriously a lot of Aussies take their
cricket.
The training has a really good intensity,
with a culture that assumes everyone
will train week in week out regardless
of what team they are in/seniority
within the club. Similarly, we train
Tuesday-Thursday at a slightly earlier
time
of
5.30-7.30,
however,
most
people (especially batters) will likely be
down for hits early and often stay on
after training.
Wintering Down
Under
A letter home
from Tom
Simpson who
is wintering in
Melbourne
Tom faces up
with the
Melbourne
cityscape as a
backdrop

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Con’td/
People
will
often
stay
behind
after
training to grab some food put on by the
club,
especially
on
Thursdays
when
teams for the weekend are read out.
Carlton are one of the strongest clubs in
Melbourne across the grades, with the
first-grade side made up of a lot of
players that have played/still play state
cricket, Big Bash or in one case the USA
(I note, having dug around Cricinfo, on a
couple of occasions against Scotland and
indeed Evo!). I am currently keeping in
the 2s, which has been really good fun
and again a very good standard. It’s been
particularly
enjoyable
playing
at
completely new grounds and surprisingly
I haven’t copped too much stick from the
oppo for being a Scot!
As a bit of a badger, it’s also been good
being able to watch the Ashes live rather
than staying up well into the night to
follow the action. I have got tickets for
the first couple days of the Boxing Day
Test as well so I am hoping it will be
pretty much a sell-out for that.
Overall, it has been a great experience
so far and I would definitely recommend
for people to get a taste of some different
cricket should they get the chance. You
can travel to the other side of the world
and cricket clubs remain in many ways
very similar – or maybe that's just if you
play for Carlton!
Congratulations
To all the Carlton players
selected for regional and
national training squads:
IS THIS THE SEASON’S HIGHLIGHT?
Cricket provides endless enjoyment on
social media. Here is a recent highlight
- a novel signal of a wide ball from this
umpire in the Purandar Premier League.
Click to see the full performance.
Can
we
look
forward
to
similar
innovation in the East League next
season?
Girls
Scotland
Eastern Knights u18
The above plus Saskia Aldridge
Boys
Scotland
Eastern Knights
u17
The above plus Charlie Kentish, Euan
Keatinge, Mark Mackay, Rory
Ledingham, Rudy Adair
u15
The above plus Harry Charman,
Fergus Foley, Hamish Foley, Lewis
King, Oli Stones, James Stronach
u17
Ru McIntyre
Shaun Smith
Gavin Murray
u15
Max D’Ulisse
Ben Stronach
Emerging
Zaara Dancu
Imogen Campbell
Zoe Campbell
u19
Maisie Maceira
Gabriella Fontenla

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With the news that SportScotland has
appointed consultants Plan4Sport to carry
out an independent review of racism in
Scottish
cricket,
the
Management
Committee
at
Carlton
encourages
all
members to remind themselves of the
club’s Culture and Values Statement (below
and on link) and its key principle that all
members of Carlton share and support the
same values and objectives. This is key to
club’s current and continuing success. We
are committed to ensuring that we fully
respect differences and view diversity as a
key element to our long term success. We
welcome any suggestions as to how we can
improve in these key areas.
CARLTON - A CLUB FOR EVERYONE

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Carlton in Europe
There are only 64 days until Monday 21 February when Carlton take
the field in their first match in the European Cricket Championship.
It’s an early start at the Cartama Oval in Southern Spain with a
9.00am (local time) match against Brescia CC from Italy followed by
a 1pm fixture against Swiss team Olten.
Preparations are gathering pace with the appointment of Stevie
Gilmour as coach and John Beattie as team manager. The full
squad will be announced shortly.
In the meantime Stevie reports, ‘After our first squad meeting on
Zoom, everyone is excited to start training their T10 skills in the new
year. We have assembled a strong squad with some big hitters in
Southwell and Shah and plenty of variation in the attack with a
mixture of pace and spin; including the return of Adeel Raza who is
currently getting match practice in Pakistan”
Keep up with all the news about the competition through this link:
Complete Coverage of the European Cricket League
January’s Newsletter will feature information on each of Carlton’s
opponents.
Carlton is grateful for the support of the following sponsors for their participation in the ECL.

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Carlton in Europe
Amongst the opposition Carlton will
face in Spain no one is likely to be as
well known to cricket followers as
Romanian club Cluj’s Pavel Florin.
Florin, who only took up cricket 10
years ago at the age of 32, became an
internet celebrity in 2019 when a video
showing his bowling action went viral
on social media. He bowled his club’s
final over in the ECL match against
French club Dreux and conceded 13
runs (previous bowlers had averaged
17 rpo).
There was some initial mockery of
Florin's laboured bowling action, but
others were more generous with Shane
Warne even offering to help Florin in
future and England bowler Jofra Archer
offering his respect to him. In a
subsequent
interview
Florin,
said
"Maybe someone says my bowling is
not beautiful or not effective, but I
don't care, because I love cricket.
“My bowling is strange. It is not
regular. I bowl slow because if I bowl
faster, everybody hits me. I’m not
stupid. Everybody says that I drop
grenades, but it’s my style. I was
never coached. I don’t want to change.
‘Everybody says: ‘Come and I will
teach you bowling.’ Why teach me?
This is my style. Maybe with being
accurate I have a problem, but I
improve.”
Soon afterwards, he was invited to
play cricket in Australia to the Lord's
President’s box during the Ashes Test,
where he rang the Lord's bell.
Not so long ago, Pavel knew little
about the sport of cricket. It was a
chance encounter with some foreign
players in his local park, that first
sparked his interest in the game. But
he
was
rapidly
hooked.
With
no
training facilities in his local area,
Pavel would make the 500 kilometre
journey
across
Romania,
to
Cluj
Cricket
Club
and
attend
training
sessions to practise his batting and
bowling. His enthusiasm for the sport
was obvious for all to see, but the
learning curve was steep, ‘For six
years, I couldn’t bat or bowl in our
games, just field,” he says.
Pavel has been the only Romanian
born player in the national team and
has played 16 T20I matches taking 15
wkt at 12.3.
Living the Spirit
of Cricket
PAVEL FLORIN
ROMANIA AND CLUJ CC
@PavelFlorin13

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Raise funds for
Carlton Cricket
Club whenever
you shop online
All you have to do is click on
this link and that will take
you
to
Carlton's
Easy
Fundraising page to register.
Then either use the website
or mobile app every time you
shop. It’s that easy.
The
Carlton
Lottery
is
now
being
run
by
Susan
Dunlop.
Susan succeeds
Jo Beech-Brandt.
Many thanks to
Jo for all her hard
work
over
the
past few years.
With
a
monthly
prize
worth
between £20 and £100 it’s worth
getting a ticket for the Carlton
Lottery. You’ll also have a chance
of a bigger prize in the biannual
draw.
Just £5 per month or £60 for the
year.
The Lottery provides additional
funds
for
the
club’s
activities
particularly those of the junior
section.
The more members, the bigger
the prizes and the more funds for
the club
Full details can be found on the
club website
Tempted? You should be.
Just fill in the application form
and wait for the prizes to roll!
THE CARLTON LOTTERY
lottery@carltoncc.co.uk
RECENT WINNERS
Congratulations to these lucky
recent winners who each receive
£60.
December
Harriet Robertson
November
Dave Carter
October
Preston Mommsen

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Leigh Kasperek had only one answer when asked for her
favourite cricket ground. Amazingly enough when asked to nominate
her sporting hero she opted for Serena Williams rather than Fantasy
Bob or Fraggle Watts.
Rob Thornton talks
about his cricket career in
this extended interview.
Among the many references
to Carlton are:
What was your favourite ground to
play at?
The
Carlton
home
ground
in
Scotland, Grange Loan, is stunning,
it is surrounded by a stone fence,
with a view of Arthur’s Seat and has
a ridiculous hill on one side of the
ground, if the pitch is on the other
side of the square there are no
boundaries to the hill side in a whole
day. The pitch is the best in
Scotland.
What’s the best win you’ve been involved with?
It was actually as coach of the Carlton U15s and
there were two incredible wins in one week. We had
won the Scottish T20 Cup, which meant we were
entered in the English Cup, and the first two rounds
were against the champions of Durham and then
Northumberland, very strong areas. The Durham
team, South Shields, only needed 20 something
with 9 wickets in hand but the lads didn’t give up
and went through them with great skill and
composure, winning by one run. The game against
the Northumberland team, Hexham, was even
closer, again defending an average total and
winning on countback after the match was tied.
These really were significant achievements for a
Scottish side and it led to travelling to York to play
the champions of Yorkshire and Lancashire.
Rob’s articles in NL 3&4 relived the cup run at
greater length.
Grange Loan is never far from the
thoughts of two of Carlton’s finest.

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THE CHALK FACE
Two well known Carlton personalities
have made major career switches and
are
now
working
towards
teaching
qualifications.
Eric Edwards resigned from the thrills
and spills of the actuarial profession to
train as a Maths teacher.
Can there be any truth in the rumour
that his conversion was prompted by the
poor standard of scoring encountered
during his stellar career in Carlton’s 4th
XI?
Meanwhile Sam Haggo is fulfilling a long
held ambition and training as a primary
teacher. She says that the 6 week
summer break during the cricket season
is an added bonus.
The P1 class from Sam’s first placement
seem to have appreciated her efforts to
ensure
that
the
youngest
in
the
community have the earliest possible
understanding of line and length.
Best wishes to both on their new careers!

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HERE COMES
SANTA CLAUS
Take the first letter of each
surname of the celebs below and
rearrange to form a seasonal
message.
A Christmas puzzle

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Marley was out: to begin with. There is no
doubt whatever about that.
Old Marley was out - dead as a door-nail.
Scrooge knew he was out. Of course he did.
Call him for a quick single? Bah! Scrooge had
stayed firmly in his ground. 'Quick singles are
humbug!' he said to himself. 'Marley just
wanted to keep strike. Humbug!'
Marley stomped angrily to the pavilion. He was
on 49 and looking good. He had pushed the
ball wide of cover's left hand. He had called
clearly and was at the bowler's end before he
realised that his partner, his skipper, Ebenezer
Scrooge had not moved. The throw came in -
even the wicket-keeper's fumble could not
avert the inevitable.
Marley glared at his skipper as he passed.
'Some skipper you are,' he muttered, 'that's
the third time this season you've run me out.
That's the last time I play for this club.'
Scrooge had once been a talented batter, a fine
timer of the ball. But that was many, many
summers ago. As his career lengthened his
obsession with his average grew year by year.
He lay awake at night dreaming no longer of
the ball speeding to the boundary, but of the
red ink against his name in the scorebook.
A Christmas
Carol for
Cricketers
Not by Charles Dickens
It was the greatest phrase in the English
language. E Scrooge* not out................ It
was
worth
any
sacrifice.
And
if
his
teammates couldn't see that, well, 'Bah,
humbug to them.'
Bob Cratchit spoke to his skipper as they
packed their kit. 'Skip, I thought you might
give me a bat next week.' Scrooge looked at
him sternly. 'And why would I do that
Cratchit?' 'Well skip, I come to every
practice, I feel in good nick but I've only
faced 2 balls all season.' 'And what
happened then?' Scrooge turned his piercing
gaze on his gentle seamer. 'Well, you ran me
out.' Even though the whole team had seen
Scrooge ignore his call, Cratchit immediately
regretted his words.
'Ran you out? Humbug! You didn't wait for
my call. You'll bat 11 as usual and field fine
leg - both ends.'
Cratchit sighed. It was always the same -
each year it got worse. But he steeled
himself - he had something important to ask,
'Skip, you know my boy Tim?' Scrooge's gaze
turned even icier. 'Well, he took 6 wickets in
the juniors last week - do you think you could
give him a turn in the firsts?'

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Scrooge paused, 'A junior? In the first team?
Humbug! A junior? Of all things! Hell will
freeze over first before I play with a
....JUNIOR!'
As Scrooge made his way home from the
match his mood was dark. The team may
have won, but he had been LBW'd in the final
over. 'Bah. Only 2 more balls and I would
have had another red inker.' He slammed the
pavilion door. 'Everyone saw it pitched
outside leg. Why did I let that idiot Marley
umpire? Humbug!'
As he passed the nets, he saw some of the
junior members energetically practising in
the fading evening light. He spotted young
Cratchit flicking the ball dexterously from
hand to hand before whipping it down the
track and with the perfect googly giving his
opponent no chance. He scowled. 'You
juniors,' he bellowed, 'get out of there.
Seniors only in the nets.' 'But coach said..' 'I
don't care what coach said - I'm skipper - BE
OFF WITH YOU.'
Scrooge tossed and turned in his bed that
night: his dismissal, the impertinence of the
juniors, there was too much on his mind.
Suddenly he heard a sound. He sat up. He
was not alone. Standing by his bed was a
white figure in full batting gear. Scrooge
was terrified. 'Fear not , Ebeneezer, I am the
ghost of cricket past - come with me.' Still
fearful, Scrooge rose and followed the
stranger. They came to the cricket ground -
familiar in the sunshine. 'See the young
Ebeneezer .....'
Scrooge followed the stranger's crooked finger
as
it
pointed
to
a
youngster
excitedly
strapping on his pads. A kindly voice was
heard, 'Ebeneezer you're next in - your first
innings for the firsts - just play straight and
you'll be fine.' Together Scrooge and the
ghost watched as the youngster made his way
to the middle and after a careful start begin to
stroke the ball with more confidence. 'Do you
remember?' said the ghost. 'Yes, yes,' said
Scrooge, 'my first match - I was just 14 and I
got 48 batting with the skipper before I got a
shooter. What a day!' They watched on as
the team cheered the youngster and to a man
heartily shook his hand.
The sun dappled image faded and Scrooge
was alone again, tossing and turning in his
bed. The clock ticked on: suddenly he felt
again a prescence - another white clad figure
at the foot of the bed, tossing a ball from
hand to hand. Before he could scream in
terror, the figure spoke, 'Ebeneezer Scrooge, I
am the ghost of cricket present - come with
me.' The figure moved and Scrooge followed.
Past the cricket ground this time and on to
some houses beyond. The ghost pointed at a
lighted window. 'Watch,' he said. Scrooge
looked in and there he saw Cratchit and his
family including Tim.

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'Listen,’ said the ghost.
The
youngster
was
animatedly
talking
'.................but Dad it's
not fair..........why can't
we
practice
in
the
evening. No one else
was in the nets. It's just
Scrooge
he
hates
us
junior
members.
He
never comes to junior
matches. He never gives
us hints. He wishes we weren't there. I'm fed
up of cricket - and so are my pals. We're not
going to play any more................' The
tearful boy threw his bat into the blazing fire.
Scrooge fell restlessly asleep again. A third
time he woke with a start to find another
white clad figure beside his bed. This time the
figure was old and bent, his eye rheumy, his
hair and beard dishevelled, his white clothes
stained and tattered. He spoke in a cracked
whisper, 'I am the ghost of cricket yet to
come. Follow me, Ebeneezer, follow me.'
Scrooge obeyed and followed the stranger's
lead. They came to a place that was familiar,
but it had changed. An old derelict building
lay in one corner of an overgrown wasteland.
A rusty tractor stood in another. The cold
wind blew litter in an untidy swirl.
'Surely this is the cricket ground?' Scrooge
asked his guide.
In a sombre voice, the ghost intoned, 'It
was the cricket ground, but no cricket has
been played for many a year.' 'What
happened, the cricket club was such a happy
place?' 'Once it was but little by little it died
- one by one the players had enough of the
skipper and moved to other clubs. The
junior
section
dwindled,
neglected
and
rejected. Relegation followed relegation.
Matches were scratched. No one tended the
wicket that was once the best in the area
and it became a minefield. The club played
its last match a year ago. Next year this will
be a brand new car park.'
'No,' said Scrooge, 'No, it cannot be!' The
ghost replied, 'This is what will happen,
unless........' The voice began to fade.
'Unless what, cried Scrooge desperately. But
the figure had vanished and only a whisper
came through the air ‘………………unless…….'
Scrooge woke with a start. The morning was
bright and clear. The wicket would be firm.
A fine day for batting. As Scrooge thought of
the red ink against his name, he heard the
last ghost’s voice again….’unless.’ He
stopped himself.
He reached for his phone and quickly pressed
the numbers in. 'Cratchit,' a voice answered.
'Bob,' said Scrooge, 'can you open the
batting today?' 'No problem, skip,' came the
reply. 'And your boy, Tim, we could give him
a chance - wicket looks like it'll take some
spin.' 'Yes - he'll be ready.' 'Tell him to come
down early - he can bowl a few at me in the
nets.........a fiver if he gets me out!'
And as Tim left the field after taking 3
wickets for 25 in his first bowl for the firsts,
Scrooge smiled kindly, shook the boy's hand
warmly and looked around the ground, the
ground he loved and would go on loving.
Tim looked at his skipper, turned to his pals
and shouted out, 'God bless the skip, God
bless
cricket
and
God
bless
us
everyone....................'
MERRY
CHRISTMAS

