Issue 63
· Santa always delivers!
With Christmas just round the corner, Fantasy Bob has complied a bumper festive edition of The Arrow. In this issue there are details of the recent successful Senior Prizegiving; a report from Angus Beattie as he winters down under and a feature on 2016 pro Mario Olivier. Also in this month’s edition Pete Deakin picks his best ever Carlton XI and there is some pantomime related content, a couple of festive quizzes and much, much more.

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The Newsletter of Carlton Cricket Club
18 December 2023 Issue 63
FOLLOW CARLTON
Merry Christmas
to one and all

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1st XI Batting DAN DA COSTA
1st XI Bowling ARUN PILLAI
1st XI Fielding RORY ALLARDICE
Women’s 1st XI Batting SAM HAGGO
Women’s 1st XI Bowling MAISIE MACEIRA
Women’s 1st XI Fielding FLORA CORBIN
2nd XI Batting CHARLIE KENTISH
2nd XI Bowling ARMAAN BEDI
2nd XI Fielding BEN STRONACH
Women’s 2nd XI Batting HOLLY SLADEN
Women’s 2nd XI Bowling SONIA AMIN
Women’s 2nd XI Fielding LIBBY WALLACE
3rd XI Batting PAUL KENTISH
3rd XI Bowling BRAD MCKAY
3rd XI Fielding SHAUN SMITH
4th XI Batting CHRIS SALE
4th XI Bowling SHREYAS TEKALE
4th XI Fielding DAN MOWAT
5th XI Batting TOM HATHORN
5th XI Bowling RAHUL KHADSE
5th XI Fielding AADI KHADSE
Wicket Keeping Trophy DAN DA COSTA
Club Fielder of the Year RORY ALLARDICE
Six Hitting Trophy DAN DA COSTA
Best Individual Performance SHUJAA KHAN
Best Introduction to Senior Cricket TOM HATHORN
Young Player of the Year MAISIE MACEIRA
Player’s Player of the Year DAN DA COSTA
Women Player’s Player of the Year SARAH BEITH
Jappy Trophy DAVID SIMPSON
TROPHY WINNERS 2023

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PLAYERS’ PLAYERS OF THE YEAR
SARAH BEITH DAN DA COSTA
JAPPY TROPHY 2023
DAVID SIMPSON

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A Christmas Card from
Oz
Angus Beattie writes
home
After
finishing
my
Masters
degree
in
September, I escaped the Scottish winter to
play cricket in Western Australia. I’m playing
for Halls Head Cricket Club in Mandurah –
about an hour south of Perth – in the Peel
Cricket Association.
We are currently second in the league after 10
rounds (of 18). While obviously we are aiming
for first place, the team at the top of the
league at the end of the regular season does
not win the “Flag” (equivalent of winning the
league in the UK). Instead, the top four teams
qualify for Finals, which is a knockout
semi-final/final to decide the season’s winner.
The standard of A Grade is roughly equivalent
to 1s back home, with slightly less depth in
most teams. One major difference is that par
score in the league is 150-175, compared to
200-250 in Scotland. I would say this is down
to larger boundaries and slower outfields, with
many pitches being used for AFL (“footie”) in
the off-season, as well as pitches being slow
and dry. Nonetheless, there are still many
very skilled players in the league. We have
Jack Manuel, who played England U19s with
Joe Root and Ben Stokes, while other teams
overseas include an ex-county player and a
current Jersey international.
Another adjustment has been the heat, with a
couple matches so far played in 35-40°C
temperatures with the hottest weather to
come
in
January/February.
My
personal
highlight so far was taking 8-11 in my third
match, something I think is unlikely to ever
happen again!
There is also a T20 competition played under
floodlights, where each team has “Marquee”
players
from
Perth
Premier
Cricket.
Additionally, I have played for the Peel District
Team against other WA regions.
Halls Head is similar to Carlton in many ways,
with five men’s teams, a women’s team and a
big junior section. There is a very community
feel to the club, with most people coming back
to the club on a Saturday and genuine interest
in how every team has done, as well as a
barbeque after training every Thursday.
Off the field, I have been running senior
training sessions as well as coaching some
of the junior teams. I have also been
working part-time in a traditional Aussie
pub,
which
has
been
an
interesting
experience to say the least. In the area
there are lots of pristine beaches, which
rival Scotland’s for views and emptiness but
with the bonus of not being freezing most of
the time.
I am really enjoying my time out here so far
with plenty more fun to be had, although I
am missing home a bit – something about
Christmas in the sun just isn’t right.
Angus currently
tops the Peel
Cricket
Association
bowling
averages with
27 wickets at
6.96.

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A Christmas Card from SA
Hallo to all the beautiful people of
Carlton
Cricket
Club
and
to
my
beautiful Edinburgh, Scotland! I would
like to wish each and everyone a
happy and blessed Christmas and a
prosperous journey for the New Year.
And thank you to all the great people
there for such wonderful memories. I
just will never forget being a Scottish
champion with each and everyone of
you. It was a dream come true. You all
will stay with me and the time we
spent together and it is great to see
the youngsters taking the club from
strength to strength. May you all be
blessed in this holiday time. Kind
regards,
Mario Olivier
The big hearted Saffie arrived in 2016 and
made an immediate impact taking 5-21 to
skittle Grange in his second outing. In his
second last match he scored 105* to secure
the Easter Premiership for Carlton. The
following week the team triumphed in the
Championship overcoming Clydesdale with
Mario’s direct hit run out securing the final
wicket.
In 18 matches for Carlton, he hit 294 runs at
29.4 and took 24 wkts @18.25.
Mario made a big impact on and off the
field with everyone at Carlton. Stevie
Gilmour, Russell Weir and Max D’Ulisse
share their recollections of Mario at
Carlton.
I have very fond memories of season 2016
with Mario as our overseas pro. He brought
great energy and experience to the 1st XI
group and also to the wider club, especially
the juniors.
Mario was a captain’s dream bringing great
control and forming a formidable partnership
with Ally Evans. With Evo being at the top of
his game that season I would go as far to say
that
was
one
of
the
best
new
ball
partnerships there has ever been in Scottish
club cricket. Mario made his mark early
blowing away the Grange batting line up to
70 odd all out and who can forget his
blistering century v Stoneywood coming in at
number 7!
Stevie Gilmour - skipper in 2016
Did Carlton ever have a
pro to rival Mario Olivier?

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Over my lengthy association with Carlton, I
find it difficult to recall an individual who
impacted the club on a playing and a social
level more than Mario Olivier. He came to the
club pre-season 2016 in a wave of optimism
and enthusiasm. We struck up an immediate
bond and friendship which persists today
thanks to social media. His optimism was
justified
and
with
his
opening
bowling
partnership with Alasdair Evans, which I
believe to be the most formidable that I’ve
seen from Carlton, went a long way to
achieving the impressive trophy haul that
season. Mario was also involved on ground
duty. Although he was always there to help, it
soon became noticeable that his mission was to
get himself onto the heavy roller for hours on
end and leave the bulk of the groundwork to
Alasdair McLeod and me.
We didn’t mind. Mario is, without question, one
of the greatest characters to have graced
Grange Loan in the last 50 years and I am
pleased to have known him and even more
pleased to call him a friend.
Russell Weir
Photos
Left - Russell congratulates Mario on his
century v Stoneywood Dyce.
Below - Mario at Junior Awards Night giving
Rudi and Max their trophies. Max recalls
Mario’s impact on Carlton’s junior cricketers
on the following page.

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Mario and I had some quality laughs together and he was a very good coach who clearly knew
what he was doing. Despite his out-if-you’re-out rules in the nets or his continuous hill sprints,
we had some good memories as well. One sticks out. Back in 2016 I was stuck for cricket bats
and Mario comes along and asks if he can help, so of course I said, ‘Yes please’. He took me to
the gloom of the garages behind the clubhouse where Alasdair and Russell never let anyone go.
He then grabbed an old bat and refurbed it perfectly like it was the Gray Nicolls factory. He
shaped it into this lovely sounding bat, added grips and I ordered some New Balance stickers
so I could pretend I was Joe Root. I used it for my first u12 Friday night game and nearly hit
my first ball for six. If only I had, the rest would’ve been history. I cherished that bat. It was
the first proper bat that I had ever had and even cooler - it had been upgraded by Mario. Hope
to see you sometime soon Mario.
Max D'Ulisse
Max slipped into the dressing room following the championship win, but he didn’t make the
team photo below.

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Carlton social gatherings these days
are modest, informal occasions. But
at one time things were different.
The Carlton Cricket Club Dance of 1899
attracted the attention of the weekly magazine
The
Gentlewoman
whose
correspondent
eloquently described the gowns worn by a
number of the ladies attending.
Mrs MacBeth, probably the spouse of A
(Sandy) Macbeth, a leading player of the day,
is introduced as the Patroness of the event
and was resplendent in a ‘black brocaded
gown with jewelled revers and creamy lace’.
Two Misses Macbeth were present, both also in
black gowns.
Sandy MacBeth had been skipper between
1891 and 1894 and would win the best bat in
1889, having previously won it in 1882.
The Gentlewoman reported another event the
the following year, ‘The attendance was large
and delightful music was supplied by Messrs
Daubmann’s band’ (It is reported elsewhere
that this band was ‘recognised as one of he
best in the country’) Mrs MacBeth’s 1900
outfit was ‘black brocade with a bodice of
silver grey brocade.’ A number of gentlemen,
including the 25 year-old N L Stevenson are
mentioned as stewards. Their dress is not
described.
But there are no further reports in subsequent
years, whether because there were no more
dances or because the ladies’ dresses were no
longer of sufficient interest is not known.

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Notwithstanding the lack of interest by
The Gentlewoman, Carlton members did
not hang up their dancing shoes. Dances
and dinner dances continued to be part
of the club’s social calendar before falling
away as the 1970s closed, presumably
through lack of interest.
But
a
fresh
round
of
terpsichoral
enthusiasm surged through the club in
the early part of this century and for a
few years an annual ceilidh proved a
popular attraction.
The last ceilidh was held in 2011 at the
Edinburgh Academy Junior School. Music
was overseen by the much missed Alison
Main.
The Balmoral Hotel in 1899 was not the current
establishment which bears the name. It was in
Princes Street between Hanover Street and
Frederick Street. At the time it was Edinburgh’s
plushest hotel. The present Balmoral opened
as the North British Hotel in 1902 and the
Caledonian in 1903.
The Balmoral Hotel was demolished in 1967.
Littlewoods took its place, before it too was
demolished in the 2000s. Primark now occupies
the site. It offers a different approach to the
ball gown than white silk covered with black
embroidered lisse and trimmed with cardinal
velvet.
The
Gentlewoman
is
still
published,
describing itself as a ‘fabulous magazine for
modern women of style and purpose’.
Regrettably its correspondent could not be
persuaded
to
cover
the
recent
Carlton
Christmas event. Even more regrettably, at
that event, high point of the Carlton social
calendar as it might have been, white
bengaline trimmed with pink primulas was all
too conspicuous in its absence.

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New Law 1 - Umpire Decision Review
System (UDRS) Revised method
●
Neither umpire shall give a batsman out
unless appealed to by the fielding side.
●
An appeal "How's That?" covers all ways
of being out.
●
The umpire may then make a decision.
●
Where the umpire adjudges the batsman
to be be out, the batsman may respond
immediately ‘Oh no it isn’t.’
●
The bowler will then respond ‘Oh yes it
is’.
●
The batsman and the bowler will repeat
these phrases. 'Oh yes it is.' 'Oh no it
isn't.'
●
After 3 such exchanges they will invite
the crowd to repeat the phrases 'Oh yes
it is.' 'Oh no it isn't.'
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After 3 such exchanges they may divide
the crowd into parts for this purpose -
each identifiable part of the crowd will
be allocated one or other of the phrases.
●
After 1 such exchange the batsman will
cup his hand to his ear and shout, ‘I
can’t hear you.’ The crowd will raise its
voice higher to shout OH NO IT ISN'T’.
After a further exchange, the bowler will
perform a similar action.
●
After 3 such exchanges the umpire will
answer the appeal in favour of the
batter or the bowler according to which
shout is louder.
●
At this point the batter or the bowler,
whichever is appropriate, will run
towards the members’ enclosure with
what appears to be a bucket full of
water. At the determined spot near the
boundary he will trip and the contents of
the bucket will pour over the members
– not water but ICC approved confetti.
New Law 2 - Stumped
●
The non-striking batsman, should he
apprehend the wicket keeper standing
up, may call to the striking batsman
‘He’s behind you.’
●
At that point the wicket keeper will hide
behind the slip fieldsman. The striking
batsman will slowly turn 360 degrees
and cry, ‘He’s behind me – who’s behind
me?’
●
The batsman will resume his stanced the
non-striker will again say ‘He’s behind
you.’ The keeper will hide.
●
The striking batsman will turn, either
more slowly or more quickly, or in a
different direction than previously. At
the end of each turn he will cry ‘There’s
nobody behind me.’
●
After the wicket keeper has taken up
position on 6 occasions the umpire will
call 'Over' and play will change ends.
For some traditionalists, the
Hundred is hard to distinguish
from Pantomime. Perhaps
the authorities should take
the next step.
Here are some Pantomime
inspired changes to the laws
of cricket which could bring
the crowds surging back.
PANTO
SEASON

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New Law 3 - Substitution by pantomime
horse
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The umpires shall have discretion to
allow a substitute for a fielder, or a
runner for a batsman, at any time.
●
No substitute or runner shall be allowed
on the field of play unless it is in the
form of a pantomime horse.
●
The pantomime horse may not take on
the role of captain or wicketkeeper.
●
Either end of the pantomime horse may
take a fair catch.
Pantomime Cow Stops Play
At the Headingley Test in the 1997 Ashes, a
pantomime cow attempted to invade the
field. (Picture above rt)) It was chased and
apprehended by a steward, somewhat over
vigorously
because
the
front
half
was
knocked unconscious and suffered serious
injury.
There is no evidence to suggest that the cow
was a substitute fielder. England lost that
match by an innings and 61 runs which
suggests that a number of pantomime
performers had already entered the field of
play.
Ricky Ponting batted 6 and scored his first
Test century. He would score 40 others
subsequently. Jason Gillespie took 7 for 37 in
England's first innings, his career best Test
return.
Botham on the Boards
Ian
Botham
made
regular
pantomime
appearances towards the end of his cricket
career. In 1992 he was late joining England’s
tour to New Zealand prior to the World Cup
due to his appearance in Jack and the
Beanstalk in Bournemouth.
Lack of practice didn’t seem to affect him - he
hit 79 from 73 balls in an early outing. He
then assisted England to the Final where they
were beaten by Pakistan. Botham was out for
0 - oh yes he was!
CRICKETING PANTO TRIVIA
Botham is the only cricketer to have taken to
Pantomime - other sports stars to have done
so include Gareth Thomas, Colin Jackson and
Frank Bruno.

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Hullo.
In the bleak midwinter - and never has a
midwinter been more bleak - we've had water
coming in our roof for days now. So much so
that my wife Ephesia has taken to wearing
wellingtons around the house. Verily, her
repeated suggestion that walking on water is a
skill that I should master strikes me as wholly
inappropriate.
But no matter how bleak the midwinter is, it is
our lot in life to bring happiness to those who
are less fortunate than ourselves. A cheery
wave from us happy souls can make their day.
Even though as I look around me, it strikes
me that there may not be too many souls who
are less fortunate than me. I've had a hell of
‘a year. A bloody nightmare from day one.
In the bleak midsummer - and never was a
summer more bleak in my considerable
experience of bleak midsummers. Some of
you may have thought that all that stuff in the
Good Book about it raineth for forty days and
forty nights was a poetic expression. Indeed
my own keen sense of humour may have from
time to time made light of it - I acknowledge
now that my suggestion that the Lord did not
say unto Noah build me an ark, but instead
build me an anorak was too radical a
reinterpretation of scripture. It may also have
been in questionable taste given the Church
roof blew off in the January gales. And for
this I am sorry.
It was in the midst of the summer downpour
that a member of the local cricket club came
to me seeking spiritual guidance, which, there
being nothing worth watching on the telly at
the
time,
I
was
only
too
willing
to
give.Reverend,’ he said, 'Whit is it whit I
should dae in these terrible times of torment?'
My first thought was that he should learn to
speak English, but, Good Samaritan that i am
I suppressed such an uncharitable thought.
'Brother' I said unto him. 'What is it that
troubles thee?'
Upon which he let out such a wail of
lamentation that reminded me of myself on a
good day. The gist was that this soul was
once a star batsman but had been dismissed
for a succession of low scores. His wife, fed
up of hearing his endless tales of biased
umpires and dodgy wickets had left him. His
business went bankrupt as he practised 24
hours a day. There was no light at the end of
the tunnel. He was at the end of his tether.
He was thinking of ending it all. And so he
went on......... and on............and on.
It is at times like this that one's vocation
comes to the fore. That one's long years of
training in the Ministry bring forth their fruit.
Without that I might have turned my back on
him and passed on the other side of the road.
In the spiritual sense of course - the literal
sense would have been difficult since he was
sitting in my vestry at the time. Drinking my
tea.
But instead I looked kindly on him, and gently
said to him some words of comfort.
'You may think that things are bad just now.
But just you wait. It's getting worse. Let me
tell you about the day I've had............'
For many years the only bearable part of
that BBC Scotland’s Hogmanay offering
was the address by the Rev I M Jolly.
Jolly was the creation of Rikki Fulton, and
was a satire on the then Last Call shown
late on many weekday nights featuring a
fireside homily from some Minister of the
Kirk or other. Jolly was the archetypal
miserable Christian with the ability to be
depressed at every turn of events and
Fulton's lugubrious presentation brought
out
the
greyness
of
that
particular
Presbyterian view of life.
The
Reverend
Jolly
never
addressed
cricketing issues. However a number of
years ago diligent researches unearthed
this script which demonstrates Jolly's
unrivalled skill at ministering to troubled
cricketers.
Rev I M JOLLY

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Rikki Fulton was a regular Dame in Pantomime
at Edinburgh’s Kings Theatre. But he was not
only a great comedian. It seems he knew one
end of a cricket bat from another. In the early
1960s during the summer run of the Five Past
Eight Show at the Kings Theatre, he took part
in a number of Charity Cricket Matches at
Grange Loan.
Only one score card of those matches
survives. In 1964 the Carlton batted first and
declared after 40 overs with 220. Fulton with
his comic partner Jack Milroy opened the
batting for the Entertainers. Milroy scored 10,
but Fulton stuck around a bit longer eventually
being caught in the 17th over for 23. They fell
just short of the required total amassing 217
off 55 overs. Alun Davies, in his first season
as Carlton’s skipper, took 5-42 in 13 overs.
Proceeds of that match were donated to the
National Playing Fields Association who had
helped Carlton with support for the rebuilding
of the Pavilion the year before.
The Five Past
Eight team at
Grange Loan-
Rikki Fulton is
on the
extreme right.
1961.
Other
‘household
names’ who
took part
included
Cartoon
Cavalcade’s
Glen Michael,
actor Clem
Ashby and
singer Alistair
McHarg.
RIKKI FULTON AT GRANGE LOAN
Pantomime poster, Kings Theatre 1980

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There was usually a full ring of seats all round
the ground - mainly to see the stars of the
cast Rikki Fulton and Jack Milroy - whose
Francie and Josie characters were at the
height of their TV popularity.
In the 1964 match Ted Rimmington played in
attacking style for 80 with the brisk support of
David Brown (one time Secretary of the club)
in a stand of 95 for the 7th wicket. The King's
side had a few guests including George Waites
of Heriot’s who bowled with his customary
accuracy and penetration. (I don't recall if he
was on at my end but having stood when he
was, I can tell you that one of his boots
squeaked as he ran in.) Other guests in this
game were top scorer Freddie MacLeod of
Stewarts, former rugby international and
President of the SRU, and Norman Mair
(below) reporter for The Scotsman and double
cricket and rugby international.
They had a partnership of 70. Norman also
played in one of the other games when he
bowled some decent slow left arm overs. Prior
to that I had not realised that he bowled.
The main driving force from the King's Theatre
was Scottish actor Clem Ashby who certainly
looked as though he had played before and
knew what he was doing.
When Fulton and Milroy (aka Francie and Josie
- photo below) opened the batting for King's
Theatre, Jack Milroy played to the crowd with
bits of nonsense but Rikki Fulton took greater
interest in the game and asked me some
sensible questions about what was going on.
Both lost their wickets to the leg spin of
Walter Turnbull.
I also have recollections from two of the other
matches. In one I was umpiring at square leg
on the Grange Loan side of the ground with
King's guest player Ronnie Chisholm on my
left at mid wicket when the Scotland
international player dived to his right to take
an acrobatic one handed catch. The large
crowd, probably containing a good number
who had little or no experience of cricket,
realised they had seen something very special
and let out a huge roar.
In another I was umpiring at the pavilion end
with Douglas Barr of Melville FP and Scotland
running had down the slope to bowl fast. This
was under the old back foot no ball rule and
he did have a big drag. I was watching closely
but could not detect that he was infringing the
law. He did eventually bowl a ball with his foot
outside the return crease and I called this. The
bowler, well known as a fiery character,
turned. I was ready for a full frontal diatribe.
But he merely asked me, politely but firmly,
"Was that outside the return crease?” I replied
"Yes." and he walked back to his mark.
Long time
Carlton friend
Bill Polson
remembers
umpiring the
Carlton v
Kings
Theatre
matches
Bill in action at Grange Loan in the 150th
anniversary celebrations in 2013

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As we while away our time watching from a
boundary bench or pavilion seat, inevitable
cricket banter often moves onto who’s the
fastest bowler you’ve faced, who’s the best
Carlton cricketer you’ve seen and who’s hit the
biggest six. I’ll save the summary of the
overall best XI I’ve played both with and
against for another time but having been
pestered
for
some
time
by
the
Arrow
newsletter editor here are the best Carlton
players I’ve seen represent the club.
Obviously each of us will have our own opinion
and many of the Carlton community, young or
old, player or supporter, may disagree with my
XI. Of course, I respect our different
viewpoints
and
love
the
subtleties
and
nuances of any cricketing analysis. They are
what
make
cricket
the
wonderful,
thought-provoking sport it is - for me cricket is
‘the chess of all ball sports’.
Naming the best XI is a very tricky ask and
has limitations given my time at the club
spanning two 4-year periods during very
different eras – 2009-2012 and 2019 to the
present day.
There are a number of honourable mentions
who just miss out on the cut and I hope they
forgive me for their omission! These are -
Omar Ahmad, the sultan of swing, Rory
McCann the canny, hard hitting Ulsterman,
and my good friend and coaching guru Stevie
Gilmour. If these 3 aren’t playing you know
you have a good team on your hands.
It may surprise many that none of the Carlton
overseas players features on the list. This
relates to the fact that my first stint at the
club coincided with a ridiculously strong phase
of player recruitment in the club’s history
coinciding with latter years of several club
stalwarts. Many of the team I played with
around the 2009-2011 period were playing for
Scotland or had previously represented their
country and the club rightly focused their
financial resources on coaching and becoming
the leading club in Scotland for developing
young players.
I firmly believe in this policy if you want to
build sustainable success and strength in a
club and community. I have seen too many
clubs in northern England and Scotland hire
‘guns’ only for the club to fail in its mission to
win trophies - and it typically triggers a
subsequent mass player exodus. Constant
consideration of building a community and
always having an eye on the next generation
should be a high priority for any club worth its
salt.
Pete Deakin’s
Best Ever
Carlton XI
Pete takes over the selection
committee and analyses who
should be in his dream Carlton XI
Pete on his way to 96* v SMRH, May 2010

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Anyway time to get off the soap box and focus
on the task in hand, Deakin’s best Carlton XI,
in batting order:-
Cedric English
Bryn Lockie
Fraser Watts
Preston Mommsen
Tom Simpson
Hugo Southwell
Craig Wright
Gordon Drummond
Jamie Kerr
Alistair Evans
Ross Lyons
As many of the older generation around the
club will know Ceddy’s record (look at the
centuries list on the Carlton website) testifies
to his reputation as one of the club legends.
He terrified both batters and bowlers with his
ruthless south African aggression. He was a
prodigious talent and many a young player or
batter getting padded up would endure or run
for cover if he failed with the bat or got a bad
decision. I sense he mellowed in his final few
years but his uncompromising nature and
striving for success was clearly an inspiration
and something I much admired.
My only game against Scotland featured two
of the XI – Bryn and Craig when I played for
Dorset in round 1 of the Nat West in 2022.
Flying up and down in one day from
Southampton
wasn’t
perhaps
the
best
preparation for this Nat West first round tie.
Bryn Lockie was a fine batter and a pillar in
his own right with an outstanding record of
centuries. Anything loose was always pounced
upon and Bryn and Ceddy formed a formidable
opening partnership for many a year.
Lockie unfortunately fell for a duck that day
but Craig Wright scored a quickfire 39. I
caught him off the bowling of Pyman, not sure
where. I managed to sneak 2 wickets for 34
off 5 overs, getting the scalp of Australian A
batter Corrie Richards but fell to Wrighty
nicking off for 4 and being one of his 3 victims
that day at the historic West of Scotland
ground.
Fraggle was a true technician and dismissed
anything
short
to
the
boundary
often
peppering the wall and Grange Loan road
beyond. Opening or coming in at number 3,
Frag would also ‘bat for his life’ at times, a
rare quality in Scottish batters it seems
nowadays. Watts and Mommsen would also
compete to be the Jonty Rhodes of the team
(the world class south African covers fielder of
the 1990s, for the younger readers). They
would set that all important standard in the
field. Gilly must also get a mention at this
point. Although not in my ultimate XI, he also
set the standard in the field, was a classy
batter and I have no doubt that the Carlton
fielding culture was formed during this era. It
is a joy to watch him continue to create and
develop
the
next
generation
of
Carlton
cricketers and put such a strong focus on this,
often underestimated, part of the game.

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In my more recent time at the club, two
batters have stood out. Whilst they could and
would bat in the top 4 of any Scottish club
team or representative side, they add power
and ingenuity to the middle order in this XI.
Hugo’s cricketing prowess is not known by
many but as a schoolboy cricketer he played
along side Ashes hero Matt Prior for Sussex
county age groups and could have easily
carved out a alternative professional career at
Hove over the summer months. Maybe in a
different era he could have been an Ian
Botham - combining cricket and rugby rather
than Botham’s favoured winter sport playing
for Scunthorpe in football league.
The youngest member of the team’s exploits
at Lords’ earlier this year demonstrate what
Tom would bring to the team. The shift
towards
T20
cricket
certainly
suits
the
destructive Southwell and Simpson and the
latter would be an effective fifth seamer if
required.
Although Simmo could keep, it would be
remiss not to include JK who should have
played more for his country based his glove
work, perhaps a little more than his propensity
to sweep every ball but some may argue his
innovative 360 batting would suit the ‘bazball’
approach and modern era.
With Preston, Drummo and Rosco the team of
the 2009-2011 era was littered with fantastic
all-rounders. Lyons was predominantly a spin
bowler but he hit a long ball and I have fond
memories of my Carlton debut batting with
Ross when he bludgeoned 3 huge straight
sixes. Although predominantly a classy south
hemisphere
batter,
Preston’s
off
spin
compliments the guile of Ross Lyons’ orthodox
slow left arm and Wrighty must also feature in
this XI as one of the leading all-rounders of
his generation. Drummond’s explosive batting
and Craig’s game sense would make an ideal
pair to be the ‘finishers’ in a run chase; a
crucial role needed in the modern game.

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After scoring an EPL century a couple of years
ago, Ali Evans would also now claim he needs
to be considered in the same all-rounder
category! Drummo’s zip off the pitch surprised
many and his striking seam movement did for
many high quality batters. Evo’s nagging
length and his ability to extract additional
bounce always provided contrast and Ceddy
and Craig’s ability to swing the ball would
maintain the more traditional art form of
bringing the slips into play.
The final part of this selection process needs
me to name a skipper. This is perhaps the
hardest decision overall. The XI is littered with
natural and nurtured leaders and I have no
doubt all would fulfil many of the traits
required in the art of captaincy – the need to
lead with both action and words. (Maybe
that’s for a future newsletter).
A decision is needed. Arguably the most
successful captains are Wright and Mommsen
based on their Scotland leadership roles but
Drummond gets the nod from me. His cricket
brain, tactical awareness and ability to read a
batsman’s technique and potential weaknesses
makes him stand out. His influential presence
and sense of humour would set the standard
and develop the all-important camaraderie on
and off the field that any successful team
needs.
Finally I suppose some might ask would I get
in this team? Maybe in my younger years but
probably not. However I’d give it a bloody
good go!
Good Luck Hannah
Carlton favourite Hannah Rainey, seen below
on her way to 5-41 for Scotland v ireland in
October this year, recently announced she
intended to play cricket full time.
Hannah talks about her decision and the life
as a vet she will leave behind to follow her
dream in the link below.
https://youtu.be/_94WeQbZCdM

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Find the number that was special to
Carlton in 2023
Take the number of presents received from my
true love over the Twelve Days of Christmas
Subtract the number of:
Wise Men
Ships which came sailing in
Lessons and Carols in the traditional Christmas
service
Sides on a snowflake
Windows on an advent calendar
Christmas number 1’s by the Beatles
Front teeth wanted for Christmas
Reindeer Santa has (before Rudolf joined)
Joys of Mary
Drummers drumming
The century in which Christmas was banned
Sizes by which the Grinch’s heart grew on
Christmas Day
CHRISTMAS BY NUMBERS

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Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
Take the initial letter of the surname of each famous face
and rearrange to get a seasonal greeting.

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This photo (in Edinburgh City’s Capital Collection) was taken in 1888. As far as I
can tell (and I would be happy to be corrected), this view looks west from just
beyond the present Cricket Ground. The large house visible through the trees is
Ashfield which was formerly The Trades Maiden Hospital - a girls’ home. The
house beyond it is Dunard. At that date Carlton’s ground was in Blackford
Avenue.
Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree
From top left:
Daniel Radcliffe, Barbra Streisand, Rachin
Ravindra Jennifer Aniston, Margaret
Thatcher, Natalie Imbruglia, Taylor Swift,
Alyssa Healy, Billie Eilish, Pat Cummins, JK
Rowling, Kirsty Young, Paul Merton, Rory
McIlroy.
The initial letters spell Merry Christmas
Christmas By Numbers
The number of presents received from my true
love over the Twelve Days of Christmas 364.
Subtract: 3 Wise Men, 3 Ships, 9 Lessons and
Carols, 6 Sides on a snowflake, 24 Windows on
an advent calendar, 4 Beatles Christmas
number 1’s, 2 Front teeth, 8 Reindeer, 7 Joys of
Mary, 12 Drummers drumming, 17 The century
in which Christmas was banned, 3 Sizes by
which the Grinch’s heart grew on Christmas
Day,
leaving
266
-
the
record
Carlton
partnership set by Ruairidh Main and Dan Da
Costa
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