Issue 5
· Run Out Controversy
To help make up for the lack of live cricket, Fantasy Bob has complied another action-packed edition of the Lockdown newsletter. This issue features club Treasurer Brad Mckay’s first experience at Grange Loan; a feature on Helen Blair, Carlton’s first Women’s skipper; Drummo recalls a memorable game at Old Trafford and much more.

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The Carlton Lockdown Newsletter
Till the gates of Grange Loan are open again
ISSUE 5
In this issue:
The mist welcomes Brad to
Carlton
Drummo’s favourite match
Helen sends greetings
Run Out
Controversy
A young umpire found himself in
the hot seat as some of the
Carlton women’s squad got down
to a bit of practice in the garden
- see all the action below.
Oh Deer! Still no
Cricket
The lockdown has seen nature
returning to city locations - goats
roaming in Llandudno and swans
paddling in Venice.
And Grange Loan’s new role as a
nature reserve was confirmed
this week - as a grazing deer was
seen inspecting the wicket.

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A Misty Start for
Brad
It is hard to imagine that there was a time
when Brad McKay was not counting the
pennies at Grange Loan. Brad remembers
his arrival at the club.
I joined Carlton in 2004, not long
after I’d arrived from Australia on
my two year working holiday visa
(note I’m still here!).
Sitting in my flat on Marchmont
Road one evening, I looked at a
map to familiarise myself with my
new home. I saw ‘cricket club’ just
up the road and thought I’d go for a
walk. I wasn’t even planning on
playing. I actually hated cricket
after a particularly unsuccessful
season in Oz. But maybe it’d be a
good way of meeting people.
I looked over the wooden gate that
was there then and saw the
‘interesting’ outfield, a big hole in
the ground where the pavilion used
to be and a number of portacabins.
Brian Forrester’s number was on
the gate, so I went home and called
it. I told him I was a gun player,
which he ignored and invited me to
nets. I duly went on the Thursday
and was picked to play 3’s on
Saturday.
Saturday came. I had no kit so I
went to Aitken and Niven and
bought some whites but nothing
else (exchange rate was a killer)
and then to Grange Loan where I
met my new teammates and
skipper Alan Murray.
Heriots 3’s were the visitors and I
recall them all being old and fat,
the Carlton team a mixture of
teenagers and men. We batted first
and racked up 260 odd. Despite
being listed to bat 7 (good times!),
I wasn’t required.
I did open the bowling (the
inevitable uphill into a hurricane)
and couldn’t get used to the softer,
slower pitch. A mixture of half
trackers and full tosses finally
reaped rewards with my first
Carlton wicket - a catch off a full
toss. We were well on top and an
easy win looked likely.
However, the haar came down late
afternoon and Heriot’s used it as an
opportunity to try to get the game
called off. To my surprise, it
worked; so with no pavilion to
retire to, we repaired to the
portacabin for some beers out of a
box and I got to know my
team-mates a bit better.
An enjoyable day out, so much so
that I came back the next week for
more. The rest is history.
Last week’s pads belonged to Stevie Gilmour

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Carlton’s First Lady
Before Helen Blair started her
career as a zippy PR professional
in London, she was Carlton’s first
women’s skipper, leading them to
the Scottish Cup in 2013 and a
league and cup double in 2014.
She shares some memories of the
social side of her time at Grange
Loan.
Having joined Carlton in 2012 and
with the backing of a supportive
and progressive committee, we
set out to start up a women’s
team at the club. We soon got into
the rhythm of things with
recruitment, training and
matches, but one of my favourite
rituals was our famous Friday
night teas at the club, which
became an essential part of every
training session. Whilst we were
there for the cricket (of course…)
it was always nice to grab some
food together and play a few
games. On one occasion I even
recall cricket ball pinatas in the
clubhouse….
Another great memory I have of
Carlton is the Burns’ Night. I can’t
pretend I still fully understand the
full formalities of a Burn’s Supper,
but I fondly remember John
Boyd’s toast to the Lassies and
having to deliver the Lassie’s
response on behalf of the
women’s team!
A slightly less successful social
was an Aussie night we hosted to
welcome new players. Buying far
too much Fosters for the bar and
having a severely delayed BBQ
because it wouldn’t light due to
rain wasn’t my finest hour!
The women’s team, under Ruth’s
leadership, has come such a long
way in the past 5 and a half years
and I’m tremendously proud to
see how it has grown to be more
successful, more competitive and
more diverse than ever before,
welcoming a range of players and
ages from internationals to
complete beginners.
It’s the people that make Carlton
such a special club to be involved
with. It takes a special type of
person to travel half-way across
the country for a game to be
rained off in the first 10 overs and
still want to do it all again the
next week. The teams,
particularly the women, always
played in such good spirit, helping
each other improve and learn
while having a lot of fun in the
process.
While it’s been a while since I’ve
put my whites on, I still keep an
eye from afar and look forward to
coming up and walking laps of the
GL boundary again soon.

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Drummo recalls a
highlight of his
Scotland career
Lancashire, Old Trafford, May 2008
ttp://archive.cricketscotland.com/Scorecards/132/13202
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They had a strong team - Flintoff, du
Plessis, Croft, Anderson. The pitch
was very green, they put us in.
Flintoff was bowling rockets and Ed
Cowan and Fraggle couldn't lay a bat
on it. We managed to scrap to 155
(including a quality hook shot for 1
and drive for 4 down the ground off
Flintoff by yours truly) which we
thought was way short considering
their batting line up.
We started the second half well in
which Nella and Blainy probably
bowled the best opening spells I have
seen by Scotland bowlers. They had
the ball moving all over the place and
there was that great feeling in the
field when you are top of the batters.
We had them 44 -7, but in typical
fashion they fought back. I dropped a
catch and tore my hamstring but we
had no reserves so I stayed on and
continued to bowl. Clearly my action
an bowling intensity didn't require 2
fully functioning hamstrings.
I had to bowl the last over. One
hamstring down, in a match we should
never be close to winning at half time
but now a match that was going to be
a typical Scottish loss. Luckily for me
I was bowling to Jimmy Anderson and
managed to execute enough yorkers
to win the game. We were applauded
off by the Lancs support and enjoyed
a beer (or 2) in the changing room
after the game.
A great win and a great game to
be part of. Made even better by
the fact that after we won my late
mother got her own back on a
Lancs fan who had been slagging
me off for dropping the catch!!!!
Junior Update
With the continued uncertainty
over when cricket will resume,
it has been a frustrating time
for our new Junior Convenor
Siobhan Fontenla
She had been planning a record
breaking year. The junior
membership continues to grow
and Carlton entered four teams
in the U12 leagues, two teams
in the U14 leagues and one
team in the U16 league. A
number of kwik cricket
festivals planned. Both the girls
softball and hardball group also
continue to grow.
All plans on hold - watch out
for further updates
