Issue 31
· Welcome Simon
With Grange Loan having been under a blanket of snow for the last few weeks Fantasy Bob has taken a break from sledging to produce another great edition of the Lockdown Newsletter. In this issue there is a feature on our newly signed South African professional Simon Khomari; Head Coach Stevie Gilmour reminisces over the 2016 Championship game; various Carltonites pose with famous cricketers and much, much more.

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The Carlton Lockdown Newsletter
Till the gates of Grange Loan are open again
15 February 2021 ISSUE 31
WELCOME
SIMON
Carlton
will
welcome
South
African
batsman Simon Khomari to Grange Loan
this summer.
Simon is a left-hand top order bat and
slow left arm bowler. He has played first
class cricket for Cobras during South
Africa’s domestic season. You can see
him in action on this link - batting during
Cobras’ victory over the Titans last season
A South Africa u19 cap, Simon has also
played club cricket in Netherlands and
England in past summers, most recently
at Wellington CC in Shropshire.
We look forward to seeing Simon in action
at Grange Loan soon (COVID permitting).
But he has some important business to
attend to before his trip. Simon will be
getting married to Ruthelia on 27 March.
Many congratulations!
QUIZ NEWS
Yet Another Social Isolation Quiz
Friday 12 March
ALL WELCOME
CarltonQuiz@gmail.com
Birthday Boys
Many Happy Returns to
Ben Stronach - 14 on 13 February
Harry Simpson - 19 on 16 February

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The Club’s website lists Carlton’s honours
going back to 1974.
But there are some interesting triumphs from
prior years.
Long before the formal league structure that
we have today, newspapers used to compile
unofficial leagues drawn from match results
which they dutifully reported. Cricket was not
the only game that was reported in this way,
there was an unofficial rugby championship
similarly compiled. Since not all teams played
each other – far less home and away – the
outcomes could be a little strange.
See for example the league table below which
is taken from the Evening Despatch of August
1930. (The Evening Despatch published from
1886 until 1963 when it was merged with the
Evening News).
The newspaper awarded Carlton the East of
Scotland Championship, despite the fact that
they won only 4 counting matches.
The triumph was due to Carlton having lost no
matches.
Were there celebrations at Grange Loan on
the last day of the season? It seems
unlikely. ‘Play’, NL Stevenson’s
comprehensive history of Carlton from its
founding to 1943, skips over 1930 without a
mention of the honour. The author does
however report that during that season the
club fielded a team with 7 doctors in the line
up. He also reports how he had invited the
visiting Australian side to dinner when their
skipper, Bill Woodfull, began to complain of
toothache. Stevenson, a practising dentist,
opened his surgery and ‘to the Australian
captain’s surprise, he presently found
himself a patient of his erstwhile host, with
his fellow diners all anxious to assist.’ Three
teeth were extracted – allowing Stevenson
to dine out on having taken all three stumps
of the Australian skipper.
3 years later Woodfull, still skipper of
Australia and, missing teeth
notwithstanding, had lost none of his bite He
was a central figure in the Bodyline series.
Having been hit under the heart by a short
ball from Harold Larwood, he responded to
Pelham Warner’s inquiry as to his health
with the immortal line which sparked off a
foreign policy crisis:
‘There are two teams out there, one is
playing cricket. The other is making no
attempt to do so.’
CHAMPIONS!

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It’s great to get the opportunity to reflect
again on our championship winning match
against Clydesdale back in 2016.
You can read what happened in the match
report on the club’s website so I will aim
here to give you a different perspective
with a couple of my stand out memories
from the day.
As captain/coach I had made a conscious
effort all season to not talk about or focus
on winning. Strange you may think,
however, I knew we had a great team, a
team of winners... who were all motivated
to win... so we didn’t need any extra
motivation or distractions by focusing on
any outcomes, we needed to focus on our
own individual and collective processes - of
executing our skills to the best of our
ability. My teammates will tell you this was
boring!! But it kept our feet on the ground
and focused on what we really had to do!
There were long debates over the make up
of the team before the final. Mainly over
the last bowling slot. Omar had not been
having his greatest season but in the end I
wanted his experience and calmness under
pressure in the biggest game of the
year.... and boy did he deliver with two
Omar specials in two balls (very slow, big
away swing, bit of etc bounce, perfect line
and length, clipping the outside edge...
poetry in ultra slow motion!).
Champions
Again!
Skipper and coach
Stevie Gilmour reflects on
Carlton’s championship win
in 2016.
(Spoiler alert - it was slightly
different from 1930!)
However, I think Omsy was inspired that
day by his hero Fraggle Watts taking THE
greatest outfield catch of all time whilst
he was dreaming down at 3rd man about
his hero Hugo muscling the game away
from Clydesdale. Buy Frag a beer when
we are allowed and I am sure he will tell
you all about it!
As many will say it’s the shared
experience and celebrations after winning
that really stay with you and that is
certainly the case for me - having a laugh
with your mates and singing songs in the
changing room. All made possible
because of what we did with a bat and a
ball at Grange Loan.
Relive this memorable match with the
photo gallery on the Cricket Europe site.

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Meeting the Stars
Charlie Kentish modestly hides his astonishment when Athers asks for a
selfie; Rob Grisenthwaite is best friends with Herschelle Gibbs having
knocked him over for a scratchy 98; Bruce Dixon faces up to Curtly
Ambrose; Sam Haggo shares a smile with Kumar Sangakarra.
More next month!

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POETRY CORNER
Carlton 4th XI players of a certain vintage reminisce
fondly about Marjorie Gill’s freshly baked scones,
the highlight of many a tea interval.
But Marjorie is also a published poet and works hard
through Open Book to bring reading and literature to
vulnerable groups in the community. (You can also
follow Marjorie’s wild swimming adventures on
Twitter.)
Marjorie was too modest to offer one of her own
poems to the Newsletter, but drew our attention to
this fine poem with a cricketing theme. Lower team
fielders might recognise the feelings described by
Birmingham poet Zaffar Kunial, who frequently uses
his love of cricket as a base for his poetry.
Fielder
If I had to put my finger on where this started,
I’d trace a circle round the one moment I came to, or the one
that placed me, a fielder – just past the field, over the rope,
having chased a lost cause, leathered for six…
when, bumbling about, obscured in the bushes,
I completely stopped looking for the ball –
perhaps irresponsibly – slowed by bracken, caught by light
that slipped the dark cordon of rhododendron hands,
a world hidden from the batsmen, the umpires and my team,
like the thing itself: that small, seamed planet, shined
on one half, having reached its stop, out of the sphere of sight.
And when I reflect, here, from this undiscovered city,
well north of those boyish ambitions – for the county,
maybe later, the country – I know something of that minute
holds something of me, there, beyond the boundary,
in that edgeland of central England. A shady fingernail
of forest. The pitch it points at, or past, a stopped clock.
Still, in the middle, the keeper’s gloves
clap at the evening. Still, a train clicks
on far-off tracks. And the stars are still to surface.
The whole field, meanwhile, waiting for me,
some astronaut, or lost explorer, to emerge with a wave
that brings the ball – like time itself – to hand. A world restored.
But what I’d come to find, in that late hour
was out of mind, and, the thing is, I didn’t care
and this is what’s throwing me now.

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If you are interested in the recent
history
of
Scotland’s
international
cricket team, give a listen to Qasim
Sheik’s recent podcast. The four-way
discussion between skippers George
Salmond,
Craig
Wright,
Preston
Mommsen and Kyle Coetzer is packed
full of interesting insights.
Three of the skippers turned out for
Carlton during their high-flying careers
- future Newsletters will feature a
contribution from each of them.
Everyone at Grange Loan will be
excited at the news that Carlton junior
Murray Johnson has been trialling
with Manchester City. He is currently
on Hibs’ books.
Everyone wishes him well and hopes
that he will still find time for cricket.
As a goalkeeper Muzz could be the next
Andy Goram who was capped 4 times
by Scotland’s cricket team - he also
won 43 caps at football.
All About Scotland
Good Luck Muzz!
Carlton’s winter plans may be disrupted by
continuing COVID constraints, but you can
still take a trip down to Grange Loan for
some off-season practice.
Just remember that COVID rules and
requirements apply and nets require to be
booked.
All the relevant information can be found
on Pitchero, including a link to the net
booking system.
Winter Practice
Lower league players are used to
green tops, but it’s always good to
get some practice on white tops
too.
