Issue 22
· Mutant algorithm blamed!
In this weeks action packed edition of the Lockdown Newsletter there is a feature on Bruce Dixon who talks about his time at Grange Loan and his experiences as President of Cricket Scotland. Fantasy Bob has compiled a list of leading Carlton left handers, Al Murray talks about life in the lower leagues and much more.

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The Carlton Lockdown Newsletter
Till the gates of Grange Loan are open again
ISSUE 22
In this issue: From Carlton to Cricket Scotland, The Pub Landlord,
Something Sinister, Stumper Supreme, Young Bowlers on Fire!
Newsletter@carltoncc.co.uk
The newsletter owes an apology to Bruce Dickson. In Issue 18 we reported the
best bowling figures for Carlton - but failed to include Bruce’s stellar
performances. There can be no explanation other than that a mutant algorithm
caused his stats to slide off the spreadsheet.
We are happy, albeit embarrassed, to correct the record - Bruce returned figures
of 8 for 18 against Kirkcaldy at Grange Loan on 8th June 1974. He had another
8-wicket performance in a league match taking 8-38 against Trinity Academicals
at Bangholm in 1972. The rediscovered records also show Bruce took 9-52 in a
friendly against Edinburgh ‘62 Club.
Bruce therefore knocks his good pal George Innes off the top of the pile and is
officially recognised as Carlton’s very own demon bowler.
Bruce has been gracious enough to overlook the overlooking and offers some
recollections from his time at Carlton and as President of Cricket Scotland inside.
Mutant Algorithm Blamed!
Bruce Dickson, front 2nd from right in the 1974 Masterton Trophy winners

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I joined Carlton at the start of the 1970
season, which was the best move I
made in my cricket career. Playing
under Alun Davies I learned more about
cricket, and bowling in particular, in my
first few weeks, than I had in my career
up to then. Alun set the field and if
you did not bowl to it, you did not bowl.
So I learned very quickly!
In the early 70s we had a team that
always challenged for trophies but only
managed to win the Masterton Trophy
and finished East League runners up in
1971. We had some superb
players and great characters with Alun,
Chris Smith, Fraser Dall and George
Innes leading the way.
In 1972 we played a Sunday friendly
against Poloc whose pro was Sadiq
Mohammed, one of four brothers to
play for Pakistan. I was extremely lucky
to remove him first ball to a screamer
of a catch at leg slip. Two years later
Poloc returned to Grange Loan with
Hanif Mohammed as pro, another and
most famous of the brothers. Our Club
umpire and future President, Jimmy
Jappy who was famous for always
looking to his right when he gave a
batsman out, never looking at the
batsman, was umpiring. Second ball I
bowled to him, Hanif smashed the ball
and was caught behind the stumps but
JJ gave him not out. Hanif went on to
get a big score and win the game for
Poloc.
As we came off I asked Jimmy about
the decision. He replied that he could
watch me bowl every week, but when
was he ever again going to watch Hanif
from 22 yards away!! I had missed out
on removing two test players in three
balls!
In 2016, I was elected Cricket Scotland
President and really enjoyed every
minute of this privilege. I was able to
travel to Hong Kong (where it was the
wettest and coldest January on
record and we only managed 2 days of
cricket out of 11 scheduled) and to
Jersey for the qualifying tournament for
the Under 19 World Cup. Scotland
really should have won this,
but managed to snatch defeat from the
jaws of victory twice against Ireland
who thus qualified for the tournament
in New Zealand.
On a visit to Holland to watch Scotland,
I was amazed at the facilities at the
Amstelveen ground, not just for cricket
but a multi-sport facility. In my time at
CS, I also visited Lords for a game
against MCC, an absolutely brilliant
experience, watching the game from
the Long Room.
However, what was one of the
highlights of my time as President, was
presenting the Scottish Cup to Ali Evans
at Forthill in 2017, having tried to
remain impartial throughout the match.
From
Carlton to
Cricket
Scotland
(and back)
with
Bruce
Dickson

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When work-mate Martin Robertson cajoled me
in to turning out for the fledgling 3rd XI in
1997, little did I know what I was letting
myself into.
My first match was at Cargilfield School, the
3s then occasional home, where my major
contribution was to trigger Andy Mac after he
middled one into his pads. In those early
years 13yr old Cranny Watts, Fraser’s younger
brother, was a regular feature behind the
stumps. His chat was always good value and
he scored a few runs, but his keeping was a
work in progress. One season he took a
solitary catch – in the final match of the
season - at midwicket, having given someone
else a shot with the gloves.
After Martin stepped back from the captaincy
and his replacement Alastair Arnott moved
overseas, I took on the role, largely to ensure
my continued selection in the face of the now
familiar conveyor belt of talent emerging from
the Carlton junior section.
The 3s generally played in the bottom league
of ESCA and were competitive in the main.
The lower leagues can be a strange
environment, with new clubs entering the
league determined to gain promotion mixing
with other teams with more of a development
or social motivation. We were happy playing
and exposing the juniors to a different
challenge while giving the older players a
chance to extend their playing careers.
Also, the seniors take great pleasure in seeing
young players they’ve played with progress
through the ranks knowing they have played a
small part in that success.
Originally selected for my ability to drive
juniors to matches, assumed (incorrectly)
umpiring competence and potential with the
bat I evolved into a specialist mid-off and
surprisingly effective dibbly-dobbly bowler. I
also bought a bigger car. As a captain I was
probably a better administrator than on-field
tactician, but hope I was successful in helping
folk enjoy their cricket and getting as many
people as possible involved in the game.
From about 2005 onwards the 3s became
genuinely competitive as the juniors improved
at all levels, strengthening the whole club.
We won Div 7 that year and in 2007 went
undefeated in Div 6 – the only team in
Scotland that year not to lose a game. Family
commitments and the growing strength of the
club meant I was happy not to pick myself for
almost all the season. As glory beckoned I
eventually turned out in the final game of the
season to claim the Div 6 title. The writing
was on the wall however and in 2008 we
launched the 4th XI so that lower league
players like myself had somewhere to play.
However, testament to Carlton’s focus on
development at all levels and with the help of
quality coaching from the likes of Stevie
Gilmour & Pete Steindl, I’ve just about
managed to keep pace with the 4s’ rise
through the leagues to the heady heights of
Div 4. And, if I can avoid breaking any more
fingers, who knows where the journey will
end?
Al Murray
- a key man
in Carlton’s
on and off
field success
- recalls his
recruitment
by Martin
Robertson
which lead
to a life
well-spent in
the lower
leagues
A warning from history
When there was no junior section
From the Scotsman 1883 (with thanks to Bill
Lothian for spotting this on the Grange
Association website)

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Carlton CC
Lefties XI
August 13 was International Left Handers
Day. Roughly ten percent of the population
is left-handed, but in international cricket
about twenty percent of top order batsmen
and frontline bowlers are left-handed. The
proportion in club cricket is a bit lower - at
Carlton lower still.
A celebrated April Fool ahead of the World
Cup in 2010 reported that the ICC were
considering making left handers participate in
a separate competition to speed the game up.
There have been occasional similar
suggestions from lower league cricketers
struggling to adjust their line against left
handed batters or straining necks to meet the
unfamiliar angle of the left arm over bowler.
The NewsLetter puts such suggestions to one
side and, inspired by the social media traffic
discussing the Best Ever Test Left Handers XI,
invites you to select the All-Time Carlton Left
Handers XI.
Here is the full squad of Carlton players who
bat and bowl left handed.
It includes two pros - Peter Wooden and
Michael Castle - and two overseas amateurs -
Ben O’Connell and Jason Trembath.
You can choose one pro and one amateur.
Make up the rest of your Lefties XI from the
following players - and see if you can identify
them in the montage below.
Fraser Allardice
Angus Beattie
Tom Clarke
Richard Donald*
Will Hardie
John Hutton
George Innes
Saif Khan
Neil Kirk
Ross Lyons
Nick Thomson
Nick White
●
No photo could be found of Richard

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The 7 Year Itch
Seven years after his final
match for Carlton, Jamie Kerr
still misses it.
On 31 August 2013 Jamie Kerr played his
451st match for Carlton - it was also his last.
In 20+ years service behind the stumps Jamie
only ever missed 3 matches - one for a
wedding, one for a funeral and one for a
significant birthday. Broken fingers could not
keep him on the sidelines. His record of 335
catches and 173 stumpings speaks for itself.
More lefties
Here are the squads for the Alternative Leftie
XIs
Bat left handed but throw or bowl right
handed.
Again there are 2 pros to choose from, Robin
Singh, Paul Persaud. The others are: Mikey
Brown, Fraser Burnett, Alun Davies, Tony
Gilbert, Alex Leslie, Alex Mayes, Nick Ross, Ali
Shah, CC Smith, Charles Stronach, Duncan
Sutherland.
Bowl left handed but bat right handed.
No pros but 2 recent overseas amateurs
Michael Herdman and, Tom Freshwater. The
others are: Rob Aitken, Akeel Aslam, Amit Bij,
Paul Fraser, Chayank Gosain, Murray
Johnston, Alan Macleod, Grant Newman, Ben
Stronach.
It is entirely possible that the defective
memories of the NL staff have omitted some
valid members of these lists. We would be
happy to take corrections.
Jamie vividly
remembers his first
match for Carlton - a
win against Grange.
‘It was sweet,’ he says.
All such victories are,
but this one especially
because Jamie had
only recently moved to
Carlton from Grange to
get first team cricket.
‘Moving to Carlton was the best thing I ever
did’, Jamie says. ‘I played with great players,
played on excellent pitches and made friends
for life. A highlight was winning the league in
2011, but I also had the privilege of being part
of several Masterton and Murgatroyd Trophy
winning teams.’
Jamie still turns out occasionally for MCC. We
look forward to seeing him and his canine
companion around the Grange Loan boundary
sometime soon.
Truly a Carlton legend.

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Young Bowlers on Fire
Fresh from his match winning 5 for 17 for
the Second XI at Grange Loan last week, Rua
McIntyre was in the wickets again this week.
Making his first appearance for the top team,
Rua might have been forgiven for showing a
few nerves as he came in down the hill at
GL. Not a bit of it. His first ball was a
perfect yorker and the middle stump
cartwheeled out of the ground.
Photo Graham Gaw
Rua then struck again in his first over - Ali
Shah taking a good catch at mid on. Rua
came back to take 3 further wickets in his
second spell leaving him with figures of
5-0-32-5. He can only get better!
Meanwhile, Dougie Firth was a hat trick hero
for the Fourth XI in their victory at Leith
Links last week. It is believed that this is the
the first hat trick for the Positively 4th XI.
(Newsletter Staff are open to correction on
this one).
Hat tricks appear more common in the higher
reaches of the club - where batting is
obviously more brittle. The most recent for
the First XI was by Arun Pillai on 25 August
2018 at RH Corstorphine at GL. Arun’s figures
that day were 5.2-1-6-9.
RAIN
It obliterated the mid-week programme,
bringing to mind the following doggerel written
in 2017 by Carlton’s most revered match
reporter.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day
Dripping rain defies such definition
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May
Consigning play wetly to perdition
Some time too hot the eye of heaven shines
But on the Scottish cricket player dimm’d
As hour by hour that clement temp declines
Our chance of play, once good, then poor, now grim
Bright through the week the sun hath shone
Come Saturday, the magic dissipate
Apollo from his azure heav’n hath gone
And grey the cloudwrit sky doth set our fate
This poet hath but one damp thought to share
Cricket in Scotland - a whoreson nightmare
The NL staff apologise to all readers. Frankly it
is a miracle to have got so far this year without
something like this happening. Give them a
break.
