Issue 20
· Welcome back!
The latest edition of Fantasy Bob’s Lockdown newsletter has links to some video highlights from the weekend’s matches; recollections of club & country from Carlton legend Cedric English; tales from Shaun Barrett’s school days; more of Bill Lothian’s banter and much more.

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The Carlton Lockdown Newsletter
Till the gates of Grange Loan are open again
ISSUE 20
In this issue: Cedric English, Shaun Barrett, Tu Ne Cede Malis, More
Banter from Bill
Newsletter@carltoncc.co.uk
WELCOME BACK!
Congratulations to all Carlton teams who enjoyed a full weekend of
fixtures for the first time this season. Among the many excellent
contributions across the club were skipper Ali Evans’ maiden century,
another maiden ton for Murray Whitaker in the 2s, Mark McKay’s 4-17 and
Charlie Kentish’s 49 for the 3s and Mike Kennedy’s typically blistering 41 off
24 balls for the 5s. Further details of all matches will be found on the
club website.
Paul Bailey loves his stats and has claimed a
new club record.
On Sunday 9 August Paul took the field with
Hamish Foley in the intra-club match.
There were 64 years 2 months and 19 days age
difference between the two - beating the record
set last year when Paul and James Stronach
played together.
Hamish took 5 wickets and was presented with
the match ball. Paul’s contribution was a less
conspicuous but typically resolute 17.
On the opposing side was Harrison Fontenla,
the age difference between him and Paul is
even wider at 64 years, 7 months, 11 days.
/Cont’d over
Forever Young

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His record breaking debut was
described in the match report:
Rua became the youngest player to play
league cricket for Carlton at 9 years, 10
months and 10 days. He strode onto the field
of play, looked FB in the eye and said, ‘I’ll
take the Arthurs Seat end when I come on,
skip.’.........
It was then that Rua marked out his run up.
Stretched his hamstrings. Warmed his
shoulder up. Adjusted his field. Ran up and
put the ball on a length. Rua bowled 2 well
controlled overs before the first ball of his
third comprehensively bowled Clacks’ last
batter. He thus becomes the youngest player
to take a wicket in senior cricket for Carlton.
‘The beers are on me,’ he said.
Rua has progressed smoothly to senior
cricket and Scotland u15s.
However the youngest to take the field in
any senior match was Fin Thornton - as
reported in NewsLetter Issue 3. Fin
played in the Martin Flynn memorial match
in 2013 at the age of 8. He was a wicket
taker too and has gone on to greater
things in Australia.
Tu Ne Cede Malis
Carlton members may ponder the
meaning of the club’s motto. Tempting
though it is to think it is an invocation of
the superior powers of Cedric English,
this is altogether wrong.
The words come from Virgil’s Aeneid,
Book VI. The epic tells of the founding of
Rome by refugees from the fields of Troy.
Aeneas prays to Apollo to allow the
Trojans to settle in Latium. The priestess
Sybil warns him that more difficulties lie
ahead with the words:
Tu ne cede malis, sed contra audentior
ito.
This translates as:
Don't give up in the face of adversity,
but face it more boldly.
Why Carlton's founding fathers chose this
as the club motto is lost in the mists of
time. However in its early days Carlton
did not have a home ground and was one
of a number of clubs which made use of
the Meadows. Early members are likely
to have benefitted from the sound
Victorian classical education would be
able to recite reams of Vergil and Homer.
No doubt the Sybil’s warning frequently
came to their minds as they trudged from
the wicket dismissed by yet another
Meadows shooter.
The youngest player
to appear for Carlton
in a league match is
Rua McIntyre who
played for the 4th XI
on 19 July 2014. He
was only 51 years 4
months and 17 days
younger than his
most senior team
mate.
Rua is also the
youngest player to
take a league wicket.
Forever Young cont’d
Hamish and Harrison may be young, but as
10 year-olds they are veterans.

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What was your best game for Carlton?
Having played something close to 200
SNCL games for Carlton there have been
some highs and some lows. I would say
my best game was an unbeaten 148
against Uddingston. I had dislocated a
finger in my right hand which no one at
the ground would reset - but I decided to
bat and see how it went. There were
other games (mostly the ones where we
dominated Grange CC), but I think you
remember the games when the team was
against the wall. This happened in the
2005 or 2006 season and we needed to
beat Ferguslie and Poloc to stay in the
SNCL. It was probably the closest we
came to relegation and I managed to
make runs in both those games - the rest
is history.
What was your best game for
Scotland?
I was lucky to be part of an excellent
Scottish team at the time and we had a
number of great wins, but I think my
three standout games all ended in not
outs - our win against Durham (with
Shoaib Akhtar), beating Bangladesh at
the Grange chasing 16 in the last over
and finally beating Bermuda to get into
the 2006 WC Qualifiers.......winning the
final was the cherry on the top!
What was the best thing a coach ever
said to you?
I would say the most memorable would be
Eddie Barlow's analysis on how to break
sessions down into small chunks and
individual units of time. This advice helped
me not only bat for long periods in 4-day
cricket but helped me keep a calm head and
break the game down when chasing larger
totals. It is advice which has stuck with me
for over 25 years.
Who was the best batter/bowler you
played with and played against?
This is a super tough question and I
probably have different players for different
formats.
Having played in South Africa and growing
up playing against Dale Benkenstein,
Jacques Kallis and Herschelle Gibbs I would
be hard pressed to name better players at
an international level.....although bowling to
Sachin Tendulkar, Rahul Dravid and Sourav
Ganguly on a flat one was certainly
memorable. The fastest spell of bowling I
faced was Stephen Elworthy under lights in a
day-night game - first slip was sitting just
outside the 30 yard circle and the pace he
generated off a hard greasy wicket was
mesmerizing. The toughest spinner was
Mushtaq Ahmed - I faced him once for 3-4
hours and still couldn't pick his googly.
Within the SNCL we played against some
great professionals in the 2000's - George
Bailey was exceptional, as was Jason
Arnberger, Corey Richards, Con de Lange
and Damien Wright. Their
game-management skills were excellent and
difficult to counter.
Within the Scottish game it was a pleasure
playing with Bryn Lockie and Jamie Kerr (I
could keep naming others, but I would be
here a while). Bryn, I felt, should have
played far more games for Scotland, as he
played fast bowling very well and knew how
to bat to win games, and JK had the best
hands behind the stumps I have seen. They
also loved beer which helped them get in my
top players section!!
Cedric English
came to Carlton
as pro in 1998,
converted to
player, became
Scottish qualified,
stayed until 2011
including 2 spells
as skipper.
He answers some
questions.

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It was the language of the medical community
and if you had any aspirations to be a doctor,
its mastery would enable you to hide your
diagnosis and prescriptions, amongst
unintelligible script, from the patient under
your care. It was a secret code between the
doctor, the pharmacist and other members of
the club. Other than that, my assumption was,
Latin would be of no practical value in any
part of my life.
Latin was taught by the Classics Master
“Johnny” Rogan. Johnny was from Cumbria,
the wilderness some 90 miles North of us. He
was athletic, sported angular features and
wiry red hair that he combed back, we
assumed as a tribute to either a classical hero
that none of us cared about or to Jerry Lee
Lewis. Everyone liked Johnny, but it quickly
became obvious that no-one in the class was
drawn to taking the Hippocratic oath in later
life as we mindlessly conjugated verbs and
dissected passages of ancient text about men
called Horatius defending bridges in the
suburbs of Rome.
One day, fatigued by our apathy, Johnny
asked “what do I have to do to spark some
enthusiasm?” From the back of the class,
from behind a vertical textbook,
lesson, he crafted a replica cricket ball from
some rolled-up woollen sports socks
complete with a Sellotape seam so he could
show us changes in grip, wrist, and arm
position. He also talked about setting the
batsmen up and offered a compelling
argument as to why spin bowlers were the
intellectual elite of the cricket world.
Most of us got about 80% of what our sage
was saying, only O’Brien, Maleedy and
Doherty got the full reveal, given they
shared the same physical disability as
Johnny, in being left-handed. I remember
being transported by the joy and complexity
of the masterclass.
That was it, for the next two years Latin was
everyone’s favourite class. A deal was cut –
long periods of attentive concentration and
save the mischief for Mr Drinkwater’s French
(Johnny’s suggestion), and in exchange,
occasional cricket Q&A’s hosted by Johnny.
In the spring that followed, twenty-three of
us signed up for trials to the school cricket
team. On a personal level I had two things
to be grateful to Johnny for, first for
teaching me the difference between my
amas and my amo, and second for fanning
an interest in cricket into a lifetime love.
Shaun
Barrett,
everyone’s
favourite skipper
of Carlton’s
Famous Fives,
makes the case
for the place of
cricket in the
classical studies
curriculum
When I arrived at Grammar
School, I was horrified to
learn that I would have to
study Latin for two years.
came a cowardly voice “tell us
something that we might be
interested in”.
Johnny thought for a while and
said, “do you know how many
different legitimate deliveries
an off-spin bowler can bowl?”
If you have never seen thirty
eleven-year olds, elevated
from boredom, and instantly
derailed from the mischief they
were plotting, this would have
been your moment to witness
it. The book at the back gently
lowered to the table and a
curious voice said “No”. For the
next 20 minutes Johnny
meticulously described each
variation to us. To support his

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So much for the great and good. Indulge me
with a couple of family cricketing memories.
On the occasion I took my younger son to his
Test debut – England v Bangladesh at
Chester-le-Street – it was eerily quiet outside
the ground.
“Is the match on, dad?”
“Of course, son. This isn’t like a Hibs game,
you know.”
Settled, I offered the sprog a pint.
“Can you really get a beer here, dad?!
“Of course, son, this isn’t like a Hibs game,
you know.”
At which point an argument broke out
between two fellow spectators sitting behind
about who best knew the Bishop of Salisbury.
This time my son turned to me and said: “Of
course, this really ISN’T like a Hibs game,
dad!”
Moving on it was a red-letter day when my
wife, Helen, was invited to become a Carlton
tea-lady.
So much so that Helen arrived home on the
Monday preceding her debut with all kinds of
home-baking ingredients intent on ensuring
there would be “no last minute scramble.”
“Very good, darling, but you do realise this
isn’t like football or rugby and if it rains we
could be stuck with a few dozen cup-cakes,
sandwiches and sausage rolls.” All turned out
well. Of course it did. I had a word with that
nice Bishop of Salisbury to ask his boss to
ensure the sun shone!
Remembering interviews: Gary Sobers,
interviewed during a visit to Merchiston
Castle School with whom he had a
relationship, was illuminating on the subject
of his 6x6’s blitz of Malcolm Nash and Rahul
Dravid as engaging an interviewee as I have
ever encountered. A genuinely lovely bloke
with time for everyone during his stint as
Scotland hired hand.
Kim Hughes I remember more for a quote
by his former Watsonian captain, Brian
Adair, who remarked how he and the future
Aussie captain had shared in a record three
figure partnership “of which I contributed
two!” while George Bailey was brutally
honest when I asked him how he could
progress from the Grange X1 to Test status.
“I have to go home and hit a century every
weekend” said George “And would that get
you a cap, George?”
“Er, no. I’d then have to do the same every
weekend during the following season!”. A
high bar, indeed, and one he scaled for five
Test appearances which was a fantastic
achievement but considerably less than
Dennis Lillee who I met while actually
playing cricket.
At the time the Dundee Press had a thriving
cricket team and one of our fixtures was
against the Scone Palace staff at exactly the
time Scotland were entertaining the 1972
Australians on the North Inch.
Lillee and Ian Chappell were surplus to
requirement for that game and filled in their
time with some fishing. It was from the river
bank that the latter spotted our game and
wandered over asking "any chance of a
game."
It wasn't every day you got the chance to be
bowled a ball by an Ashes legend - we were
fielding but took our chances, pads or not -
and suffice to say there was an immediate
rush to file some copy the moment our
match ended.
Continuing Bill Lothian’s
Banter
Lillee c Willey b Dilley
All cricket fans know this famous
scorecard entry which occurred during
the Brisbane Ashes Test in 1979.
But last Sunday’s intra-club tussle at
Grange Loan gave scorecard aficionados
something else to savour:
Foley c Foley b Foley
As Fergus was caught by Isaac off
Hamish’s bowling.
No YouTube footage is available -
more’s the pity
