Issue 16
· Cricket lovely cricket!
Fantasy Bob has been beavering away compiling another action-packed edition of the Lockdown Newsletter. In this issue there is an Australian twang with pieces from Hamish Gardiner and Pete Stiendl. There is also a piece by recent recruit to the Women’s team Leanne Farmer; a feature on the dog walking members and much more.

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The Carlton Lockdown Newsletter
Till the gates of Grange Loan are open again
ISSUE 16
In this issue: Hearing from Hamish Gardiner, Pete Steindl in the
Hot Seat, Rain Doesn’t Stop Play, Leanne
Newsletter@carltoncc.co.uk
As the prospect of cricket
crawls ever nearer, enjoy a
reminder of last season’s
action in this collage of Gavin
Murray’s favourite snaps.
CRICKET
LOVELY CRICKET!

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It’s hard not to smile when people ask
where I played club cricket in Scotland.
There aren’t many better sights in cricket
than Ali Evans steaming down the hill in
the early summer evening at Grange
Loan, sending the tail-ender’s middle
stump cartwheeling past Boydy to close
out the Grange innings.
It’s a beautiful place, the rolling field, the
famous hill, Arthur’s Seat and the
clubhouse tucked in the corner. The hum
of a 24 bus cruising past, a muffled
appeal and Jaime Kerr’s trademark “bang
bang”. The feeling of your spikes
breaking apart the grass as you take
guard, drawing your foot backwards to
reveal a dry and dusty surface. If we
could post at least 150 you just knew
Cheeky was going to turn it square in the
second innings.
The Fraggleball warm-ups were always
a hit, Omar’s outswingers were
devastating and Drummo was always
on hand to inject some common-sense
into proceedings.
Don’t know about you, but there always
seemed to be an Aussie hanging
around? Freshy claiming 7 for 8
against Stoneywood-Dyce in 2015 was
certainly a highlight while I was there.
We chased the total of 68 in 6.3 overs,
the tea and cakes went down a treat
after that match. Even in a small
chase, out of the corner of your eye you
could still see Hugh hopping and
swaying, and Andy nervously pacing
until the winning runs were hit. Of
course, there was never anything to
worry about, except who was going to
grab the first round of Tennents.
Putting the cricket to one side, what
truly makes the club so special are the
people. To all of you who I met, I will
be forever grateful for your generosity
and your friendship.
It’s been great to see from afar the
Carlton Juniors coming through the
grades and playing leading roles in the
1st XI. Well done to Stevie, Pete and
the coaching team for your dedication
to the youngest Carlton cricketers - the
club looks to be in great shape.
Congratulations to the Women’s XI for
your Scottish Cup victory in 2019, all
the best as you look to go back to back
when cricket resumes.
To everyone at Carlton I hope you are
staying healthy and enjoying the easing
of restrictions!
Hamish
HAMISH GARDINER
Former star batter at Grange Loan, Hamish is now in his second season
as Director of Cricket at The University of Queensland Cricket Club.

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What improvements in Carlton's
performance were you looking for this
year?
We had a reasonably good season last year
culminating in a Scottish Cup final which we
unfortunately lost. There were some decent
performances to build upon but I guess they
are on hold for another year.
Overall I was keen to see a few other players
contribute some more substantial
performances this season. We have a number
of players who have played for a couple of
seasons now who should be looking to step
up to be the leaders in the team. Largely this
will involve them understanding their game
plans, developing the mental skills to succeed
and executing their plans on a consistent
basis. The players are all hard workers and
diligent with their approach when preparing,
but to achieve these skills there is a
requirement to get a bit uncomfortable at
training and being disciplined especially when
doing the ‘boring’ stuff like the basics. This
takes time, discipline and a desire to learn
and accept failure as part of the process. If
this is achieved then results will be reflected
in terms of better conversion rates for
batters, consistency of hitting line and
lengths for bowlers, better decision making
when under pressure and an energetic and
effective fielding unit.
However, I firmly believe that a club does not
just revolve around the 1stXI. Successful
clubs embrace all their club members and
teams and this is what makes Carlton such a
great club. It is a big undertaking running 5
senior teams, a full Women’s programme and
Junior section. There aren’t many clubs in
Scotland operating on that scale. For the club
to continue to grow it is important for players
at all levels to put in performances that put
pressure on those playing above and also to
make sure they are ready to take any
chances that come their way.
When you were learning the ropes as
a coach what is the most important
thing said to you?
There are very few rights and wrongs in
sport just consequences.
Which players you have worked with
have impressed you the most and
why?
Tough one because I have coached for a
long time now and with lots of teams. It is
always difficult to single out individual
players and I have been lucky to work
with loads of very good players at all
levels. However two players stand out for
me in my time with Scotland.
Gordon Drummond - an excellent leader
and was always underrated as a player. He
loved to prove people wrong as a player
and could never be accused of giving
anything other than his very best every
time he played for Scotland.
Neil McCallum - unbelievable team man
and a very funny man. A strong performer
for Scotland, Watsonians and Grange over
many years. Always gave 100% and was
the heartbeat of the Scotland team.
What is your best cricketing memory?
Tough one as I have been involved in the game
now full time for 30 years. Western Suburbs 1st
Grade Premiership in 2016/17. The Australian
season is long (September to end of March if
you play finals) and tough.
We worked hard throughout the season and
suffered the usual highs and lows at various
stages. We had a relatively young group of
players that had progressed over the previous
few seasons and were largely unfancied by
others in the comp. This created a strong bond
for the group and motivated us to prove others
wrong.
The Premiership is a two day competition with a
four day final. The game against University went
right down to the last session with Wests
requiring to win on at least first innings to get the
premiership. There is something about winning a
final played over that length of time that I believe
can’t be replicated by most other sports. The
moment we took the final wicket will always be
etched in my memory. I know many very good
cricketers who play their entire careers and
never get a premiership so it is something that
has to be remembered when they come around.
It took a lot of
persuasion to
get Carlton
coach Pete
Steindl to sit in
the hot seat.
But it was worth
it.

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Leanne started A Wee Pedal last year
offering guided bike tours around
Edinburgh.
During lockdown she supported key
workers providing free bike maintenance
and lending out her bike fleet.
Leanne joined Carlton 2 years ago - she
describes how she came to find Carlton:
‘We had just arrived in Edinburgh after
living in Hong Kong for 12 years and we
were out for a family stroll to familiarize
ourselves with the area. We heard that
beautifully familiar ‘thwack’ of the cricket
ball, poked our head through the gate,
and couldn’t believe it. Not only a cricket
ground but a cricket ground with Arthur’s
Seat behind the boundary!
‘We joined up as a family membership
there and then, had a glass of wine
watching the 1st team, and I had my
first women’s cricket nets the week after
- borrowing pads and having no idea
what I was doing.
I was hooked!
‘Everyone is so welcoming and I love
playing for the women’s team. The
team spirit is quite unique - Scottish
Internationalists, upcoming youth
players and us ‘oldies’. There are a few
of us mums who are hooked - we call
ourselves ‘the old bats’ .
'Playing and learning alongside the
younger Scottish players, who are
always so patient and encouraging, has
been the most wonderful and
unexpected find for me! I have always
played team sports but never cricket
before Carlton. My English husband
was the cricketer who worried that
there wouldn’t be much cricket in
Scotland... we laugh at how the tables
have turned! Friday nights, I’m off on
my bike, cricket bag on my back,
ready for another fast bowl bruise on
my thigh!
Carlton has not only been a fantastic
family ‘find’ but has brought me a
whole new set of friends.
‘Carlton CC is a true family club and
the best sporting find I’ve ever made!’
A WEE PEDAL
WITH LEANNE
Congratulations to
Carlton member Leanne
Farmer, founder of A
Wee Pedal which
recently won the New
Kid on the Block award
for the best new
start-up at The Small
Awards 2020. The
Small Awards are run
by Small Business
Britain.
Leanne (right) with Sarah Beith at last
season’s Cup Final

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Rain Didn’t Stop Play
Carlton’s Second Beer Garden was
a bit damper than the first.
But Scottish cricketers are inured to the
wet. Having consulted the ESCA rain
calculator and the DLS, the umpires (K
Simpson & K D’Ulisse) decided that
conditions were playable and a result was
possible.
And in good lower league tradition, once
you’ve started…
Carlton’s Non-Cricketing
Members
Carlton isn’t just a club for cricketers.
Indeed many of our members have few or no
cricketing aspirations.
Some members simply stroll around our
private 4 ½ acres, sun themselves on the
benches, read a book or the day’s papers,
chat with fellow members – these days, from
a suitable social distance of course. Others
can be seen briskly walking or even running
around the outfield for more strenuous daily
exercise.
But another 96 members (at the current
count) use the ground to exercise their 107
dogs.
Our roving pack of guard-dogs sniff out
anything untoward happening on the ground
throughout the day. Woe betide anyone that
challenges “Basil the Terrible”, one of our
local Terrier members.
Income from our diverse membership has
been more important than usual in 2020. But
more than that, our canine membership also
ensures a regular, friendly presence on the
ground throughout the year and throughout
the day, keeping Grange Loan policed by
some of Carlton’s most devoted and loveable
four-footed characters.
Keep off
the square!
