Issue 14
· Mr Rusty visits Grange Loan
The latest edition of Fantasy Bob’s ever popular Lockdown Newsletter features news of the new Carlton Beer Garden; another team of test players to have turned out at Grange Loan; a feature on artificial wickets and much more.

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The Carlton Lockdown Newsletter
Till the gates of Grange Loan are open again
ISSUE 14
In this issue - Another Grange Loan Text XI, Artificial Artifice, What Now
for the Lockdown Newsletter? A Letter to the Editor.
Carlton’s juniors swarmed
back to cricketing action at
Grange Loan this week as if
they’d never been away. Even
the predictably typical Scottish
cricketing weather couldn’t
dampen their fun.
But for the veterans resuming
after the enforced layoff, a
certain rustiness was evident -
nowhere more so than in
Carlton’s favourite blogger.
Sales of Voltarol in
neighbouring chemists were
reported to have reached
record levels.
Get yourself down to GL this
week - Training Guidelines on
this link.
Mr Rusty
visits
Grange
Loan
At last! An end to isolation
The Carlton Beer Garden
Will be open at Grange Loan
6-9pm Friday 10 & Saturday 11 July
All Members and Families Welcome
Please notify Kerry in advance
Kerry_david_simpson@hotmail.com
07724 171830

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In the previous Newsletter, Carlton’s
Lockdown Selection Panel chose an
XI from the 37 Test cricketers who
have played at Grange Loan based
on their Test cricket records.
The Selection Panel has now picked a
Test team based on performances at
Grange Loan.
The most controversial selection is
that of Adam Gilchrist. With 96 Test
caps, a batting average of 47.1 and
420 dismissals, he might have been
expected to have featured in last
week’s side, but Farouk Engineer got
the selectors’ nod to take the gloves.
As ever, who knows what goes on in
selectors’ minds?
Gilchrist’s appearance at GL was for
Perthshire in a friendly in 1993. There
were some signs of what was to come in
his later career - his 73 came off 22 balls
with 7 sixes and 5 fours.
Robin Singh had more chances to join
this illustrious list than anyone else,
having played a season as Carton’s
professional. A more than decent coach
– he’s currently running a coaching
academy in Dubai.
Gavin Hamilton is the only Scottish-born
player on our Test visitor list, winning a
single Test cap for England on the
1999-2000 South Africa tour - perhaps
the unluckiest Test debut ever. He
visited Grange Loan with his home side
West Lothian before he moved south.
The Grange Loan ‘A’ Test XI
With thanks to Brian Forrester

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So, with Bailey and Gilchrist in the side
this team does not lack in firepower.
The Selectors received a late
representation that current Australian
coach Justin Langer, (105 Tests, 7696
runs @ 45.27) might be available for
selection. They could find no
documentary evidence that he turned
out at GL during his stint with
Perthshire in 1991. Perhaps an
embarrassed Carlton bowler ensured
the scorecard was lost?
Other players unlucky to be overlooked
for selection include Kiwis Hamish
Rutherford, Matt Horne and Colin de
Grandhomme; and Indian players Lal
Rajput and Buhdi Kuderan.
So that’s the selection done - which XI
is likely to prevail? And how would
they do against Carlton’s First XI?
Name
Test
Caps
Country
Club
Year
Grange Loan Top
Performance
Michael Papps
8
New
Zealand
Ayr
2011
106 runs
George Bailey
5
Australia
Grange
2007
53 runs
Zahoor Elahi
2
Pakistan
Royal High
1998
170 runs, 1 for 22
Floyd Reifer
6
West Indies
Ferguslie
2002
128 not out
Omar Henry
3
South Africa
Poloc
1980/85
55 not out, 6 for 15
Robin Singh
1
India
Carlton
1995
114 not out, 6 for 43
Adam Gilchrist
96
Australia
Perthshire
1993
73 runs
Gavin Hamilton
1
England
West Lothian
1992
36 not out, 6 for 21
Rangy Nanan
1
West Indies
Kirkcaldy
1990
8 runs, 7 for 32
Manzoor Elahi
6
Pakistan
Royal High
1995
7 runs, 7 for 37
Derek Stirling
6
New
Zealand
Stenhousemuir
1984
2 runs, 3 for 40
Omar Henry was the first coloured South
African to play Test cricket following the
end of Apartheid, during which time he
had spent several years in Scotland.
Had circumstances been different, he
might have amassed far more than three
Test caps.
Manzoor Elahi and his younger brother,
Zahoor both played as Royal High
professionals in the 1990’s.
Derek Stirling was mentioned in NL 9, as
remembered by Andy Mac. A photo of
him in action could not be found.
Nowadays he is mostly remembered for
conceding 24 runs to Ian Botham in the
Oval Test of 1986 - a record at the time.
Joint holder of that record now is George
Bailey - who took 28 off Jimmy Anderson
at Perth in 2013. Bailey shares that
place in the record books with none
other than Brian Lara.

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Nowadays, many Carlton cricketers
play the majority of their matches on
artificial surfaces. But not so long ago,
grass was all Carlton players knew.
The Grange Loan arti was first installed
in the mid 90s. It was part of a plan to
expand the square and to build up
junior cricketers. The surface was
relaid in 2008 - a concrete base
replacing the previous aggregate.
Shortly before that, Carlton’s first
experience on plastic took place in
June 1991 at Inverleith, where
Stewart-Melville had laid the first
artificial surface in Edinburgh some
years before. Brian Forrester recalls:
‘Carlton’s 2nd XI bowled first against
Stewart’s Melville F.P. 2s. Our bowlers
hated it. Predictable, slow bounce, no
movement off the seam, nothing swung
under a cloudless sky. The home side
could have declared earlier, but batted
on to the 55th over (as the league rules
allowed in those days), leaving us to
chase an improbable 264 in 45 overs.
‘Our reply started badly - three wickets
in the first four overs. Then captain
Chris Kear was joined by Paul Bailey (a
Grangemouth refinery chemical
engineer – not the current Carlton 5th
XI player and erstwhile East League
administrator). Chris thumped the ball
everywhere - including a six into the
petrol station across Ferry Road.
Stew/Mel’s dropped catches helped
Chris finish undefeated on “140 for 5”.
Real Cricket
Artificial Pitch
‘Paul scored a much more classy,
chanceless 90 not out – which even
Chris acknowledged was the better
innings.
‘At tea, no-one would have bet that
we would have come away
comfortable victors by seven wickets
with four overs to spare.’
In recent years the Inverleith arti
has been visited by Carlton’s lower
and junior teams on many occasions
- some triumphant, some less so.
There are too many to relate, but
readers might enjoy the 4th XI’s
match on 1 August 2015 - Match
Report on this link. Fergus Whatley
took the reins and with the weather
forecast being very gloomy a
shortened match was agreed.
Carlton scored 212 for 2 with Eric
Edwards 75* before bowling the
opposition for 104, with Fantasy Bob
doing little to deserve the 3 wickets
the scorebook gives him.
One thing that
never changes
at Inverleith is
the cold. Even
on a sunny day
it can be
perishing.
Artificial
wicket? Fine.
But many
Carlton
cricketers - like
Mike Kennedy
pictured here -
have wondered
whether some
artificial heat
would be more
to the point.

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The
Lockdown
Newsletter -
What Next?
The gates of GL are sort of
open, albeit under strict
conditions. Lockdown is
easing all around. Is this the
end of the road for the
Lockdown Newsletter?
The editorial team (lol) is
grateful for the positive
reaction to the NL. They
would like to keep it going
until matches resume. But
can only do so with your help.
Many thanks to those who
have contributed so far.
Some exciting contributions
have been commissioned.
But more contributions would
be great.
If you have a favourite match,
a well remembered incident, a
favourite player, a favourite
ground, tell us.
Maybe you are a past member
who has likes to keep abreast
of Carlton news - it would be
great to hear from you.
There is no restriction on
subject matter other than that
it should be Carlton or cricket
related. Don’t be shy. Just
send to
Newsletter@carltoncc.co.uk
Reading the Issue 13 brought back many
happy memories for me, especially the Test
XI. Unsurprisingly I cannot recall having
played with or against four of them - WG,
Sidney Barnes, Harold Larwood and Hanif
Mohammed - but I do recall the other seven.
I have very pleasant memories of the time I
spent with 'Rouki', Farouk Engineer, in our
125th Anniversary Year. At the time when I
was the Treasurer with deep pockets!
Jimmy Adams and Gus Logie bring back
special memories.
In my first match against Jimmy I managed
to bowl him out, I didn't think he was the
greatest of batsmen and was surprised later
when he emerged as Captain of the Windies.
A few years later I met him with AD when he
still called me 'sir' and enquired if I
remembered dismissing him years earlier. A
very nice guy.
The Alleyne/Qadir story brought Gus Logie
to mind. Shortly after he arrived at the
wicket at Grange Loan there was a drinks
break. Prior to this Gus had managed to
accumulate 9 runs with little effort.
Immediately after the break I managed to
trap him LBW off the first ball of my over.
When we met next at Kirkcaldy he repaid me
by striking me for many fours through
midwicket and finally walking off
undefeated. He too was a very nice guy.
Thanks for the memories.
All the Best
David
We would welcome any similar
reminiscences.
Newsletter@carltoncc.co.uk
A Letter to the Editor
Last week’s NL
piece on a GL Test
team stirred the
memory of former
Carlton stalwart
David Raistrick.
