Issue 10
· Living History? Dead Right
Hot off the press from Fantasy Bob towers is another edition of the ever popular lockdown newsletter. This issue features a catch-up with Chris Paterson, complete with a historical link between Carlton and his current club in Newcastle. Also in this edition Angus Beattie recalls his favourite match; 1st XI scorer Ken Nisbet tells how he’s coping with the lack of cricket and much more.

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The Carlton Lockdown Newsletter
Till the gates of Grange Loan are open again
ISSUE 10
In this issue
News from Chris Paterson
A match to remember
A scorer in lockdown
.
most enjoyable game ended on a note of
tragedy. A wicket had just fallen, and
Stockport's last batsman, their captain,
came in. At the bowler's end was A.L.
Smith, the English soccer internationalist,
and he said to me-
"Our captain is an awfully good fellow,
Doctor, but he can't bat a bit. Please give
him an easy one."
And with that kindly thought, he dropped
at my feet .... dead!’
There may be worse ways to go.
Living History?
Dead Right
Readers may remember Chris
Paterson who played for Carlton
a few seasons back. Chris
e-mailed this week:
‘At Stocksfield CC, we are currently
in our centenary year and are
composing a history of the club.
We have come across an unfortunate
event where one of our previous
captains died on the pitch in a
friendly match played at the grange
against Crustaceans in 1933? We
think this may have been a friendly
team out of Carlton but are
struggling to find any more
information. If you can help in any
way that would be great.’
The ever knowledgeable Brian
Forrester was immediately able
to identify this incident - and not
because he was there at the
time.
The Crustaceans were indeed a
team based at Carlton which
played friendly matches on
behalf of charities and benefits
with the general objective of
spreading the gospel of cricket.
In ‘Play’, his
history of Carlton,
published in 1946,
Dr NL Stevenson
(right) describes
this dramatic
incident
in a very
matter-of-fact
manner:
‘It was on August 7,
at Grange Loan, that
the Crustaceans met
Stockport-on-Tyne,
and what had
promised to be a

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Angus
Beattie
was the
youngest
member
of
Carlton’s
Cup Final
Team in
2017.
What was
the day
like for
him?
Sitting at the boundary edge during
our innings had been
nerve-wracking enough, but being
in the field was a different level of
intensity.
We were immediately under
pressure when the Watsonian
openers got off to a strong start,
and when their partnership passed
fifty the game threatened to slip
away.
Fielding at deep square-leg when
Evo decided to bounce out the
batters was terrifying as I might be
in the game at any moment. When
the ball was nailed to me in the
deep, I was as relieved as the
Carlton supporters sitting behind
me that I held on to the catch.
It was much easier when I was
bowling*, as I could focus on my
plan, not worrying about the overall
game. However, until Carson and
Munsey were out it seemed very
likely that they could chase our
target. I got Carson out with a
quicker ball, cueing some very
strong celebrations.
After he and Munsey were gone, we
were ruthless and so pumped up -
when it mattered, we were mentally
stronger and fought harder. The run
out to win the game was an
incredible moment, as was walking
off the pitch and lifting the cup.
However, the best part was sitting
in the changing room, still slightly
in disbelief, as a team.
The celebration was great
(including drinking out of the
trophy) and lasted until I collapsed
onto my bed in the wee small hours,
for the first day of school the next
day.
*AEC Beattie 8-1-38-3
The 2017 Scottish Cup Final was
undoubtedly the greatest game of
cricket I have played in my life.
Just watching the highlights to
write this report gave me chills
and I was instantly taken back to
that scorching August day.
I only found out I was playing
during the warm-up when we
decided to play a third spinner, but
from then on, I was concentrated
on the match. Batting first, each
over felt like an eternity as we
slowly struggled in our innings.
Despite batting eight I was in after
30 overs with a small total on the
board. I was out for nothing much,
but in the middle I was struck by
Ali Shah’s calmness and
composure. It was he and then
Evo and Cheeky’s partnership that
gave us something to defend in
the second half, the highlight
being Evo hitting their
international bowler for three
consecutive sixes.

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Longest day: A second team
fixture away at RH Corstorphine
was by far the longest day I spent
in a Carlton shirt. We toiled away
for 50 overs as the hosts made
239-2 before I was clean bowled
second ball of the innings. Not the
best afternoon I’ve ever had.
Embarrassing moment: Getting
hit in the head by Drummo in the
nets was a particular low point,
especially as he only came in off 5
steps! To make it worse it was
during a “live net” and I was
adjudged out. Cricket
can be so unfair at times.
Best thing about Carlton: I loved
my time at Carlton and was made
to feel welcome immediately by
all. The level of cricket on offer is
fantastic and the training and
coaching was second to none. It
was also great to get the chance
to play at Grange Loan, although
judging any catch up that hill is
something I still can’t figure out!
What about now: I’ve now settled
back into life in Newcastle with my
wife and we are expecting our first
child in September. I play for
Stocksfield CC in division 1 of the
NTCL.
I remember my time in Edinburgh
fondly and still wear the kit with
pride - you can’t get rid of good
stash!
Great to hear from you Chris - good luck
with the baby.
I joined Carlton having moved
to Edinburgh for University - I
walked past the ground every
day. What a great decision!
Favourite Match: As a batsmen,
scoring runs always make the
games memorable and
therefore I struggle to recall too
many! However, a home game
against Leith FAB where I got
my first Carlton 50 must get a
mention.
Favourite away ground: I can’t
quite remember where the
ground was but I’m pretty
certain we headed north over
quite a big bridge?! Anyway, it
was surrounded by trees and
had a McDonald’s on route,
what could be better!
Chris Paterson
tells how he
enjoyed his time
at Carlton
Get ready!
Cricket’s coming back!
See Fraggle’s statement on the
Club website

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Do we Webex into a discussion about
our ten favourite matches? Well, not
yet, but it might come to that.
The reader may accurately guess my
favourite Carlton match. Not an
empire biscuit to be seen that day, I
recall, just warm beer in a large
receptacle. Well worth waiting for.
In such times, devising projects to
keep amused is an essential.
Prompted by a pal of ours, who has
experience in publishing sporting
almanacs, a task force has been set
up to compile a tome about cricket
grounds of Scotland. I have been
browbeaten into covering the fields
of Fife (can’t think why…),
Clackmannanshire and Stirlingshire
and have made a tentative start
between outbreaks of Mahler.
If any reader can recall any obscure
grounds in these parts, then please
let me know.
So, what do scorers do in
lockdown, with no cricket to
keep us amused? When the
empire biscuits don’t taste the
same out of the supermarket as
they do at cricket tea – even if
we do have time to eat them.
There are rumours that Carlton’s
member of the scoring cadre is
listening to a lot of Mahler (Oh
no, not another one you may
think!) to cheer him up (Hard to
believe?). But not one work after
the other. (At least that’s
something…) Other more artisan
activities include taking the
stranded stock of beer off an
adjacent premises’ hands. I
believe that it was my civic duty.
Ultimately, it was rude not to.
Ruder still not to drink it.
Do we Zoom in for a Team
session to discuss our ten
favourite DLS outcomes? I am
glad to hear no report of such
outrageously erudite behaviour,
even after the recent sad
decease of L.
QUIZ NEWS
The
natural
order
was
restored
on
Friday
night
when Carlton regained the
quizzing
honours
from
Grange’s Simon Smith.
A close run event saw Keith
Murray
inch
past
Brian
Kaczynski
with
a
characteristic nudge round
the corner.
Stay tuned to What’sApp for
news of further events.
A SCORER
IN
LOCKDOWN
From his fastness in
the West, Carlton
scorer Ken Nisbet
sends a message to
the outside world.
